Cool Avery Friday

Non-famous musician/Appalachian living in Seattle. Biped. Opposable thumbs. Occasionally funny. Links to music; specifically mine.

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

Okay if #Florida wins on some granny-shot bs, this is truly Trump's America. #marchmadness

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

If you're one of the decent people, follow this simple rule: No dying allowed.

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

on untitled 08 the eighth time -- pimp pimp @kendricklamar

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

Yo @MSNBC mind keeping Kornacki's camera still? It's giving me the spins

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

One day I want to be clocked as cool enough for a drag queen to be nice to me. #Reaching

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

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[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

So we've decided as a culture that married couples with joint Facebook accounts clearly mean someone cheated, right?

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

If @HillaryClinton and staff haven't already started making commemorative campaign scrunchies, I'd like a job, please.

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

Emily of @TacocaTs tambourine game is strong. Great show, team!

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

I think I'm Benjamin Buttoning my second puberty, because I am really into dragons now. #FTManchild

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

We've already made the perfect Peter Pan movie with Hook. I think we can stop trying.

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

New music just arrived! Haunted - -Beyonce Remix https://t.co/xkuXEXIl5V on #SoundCloud

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Pretty simple invention but very cheap and it works. But u need big lawn to maneuver in

[Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox]

I do think it probably takes a lot to embarrass Sen. Ernst.

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Questlove explains why more protest music isn't being made http://t.co/v33aJk2PgH

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

The #Ferguson grand jury isn't deciding if Darren Wilson is guilty, but if a Black man's murder is even worth further discussion in America.

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

I LIKE 2 PARTY http://t.co/SPGprPo4Sa on #SoundCloud

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

http://t.co/CapXQBJzrx
#synthpop #SeattleMusic

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

oh yeah - i'm in a band called seaside tryst http://t.co/CapXQBJzrx

[Cool Avery Friday @AveryTurnstyle]

Per usual, U2 performs a song in the key of low-hanging-fruit.