Avery the Cat

Danger is my middle name. Nemisis -- Elusive red dot. Living in a box...A cardboard box.

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

The more you know: https://t.co/rtjPPGzoh5 Warning signs if you are having a stroke. #unicornbabies

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

I just voted for Suspension of Disbelief: A Fantasy-Comedy Digital Series http://t.co/sAsDbQcuJ8 on @Awardeocompany

[Game Control @GAC2015]

When the Game Control dog checks out, you know the game is over.

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

#RIPButtons

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Mrrrrreow! // “@PatchesTheMelon: @christinaleidel Mrrrr.”

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

This cat has style!
https://t.co/J3i9TeMeEG

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

My owner is working ons webseries! Podcast today on The a Legend of Podcast, about Suspension of Disbelief. http://t.co/9QQD05CGBP

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Check Suspension of Disbelief: a fantasy-comedy abt everyday folks trying to survive in a fantasy world #sod_series http://t.co/Nwo6cgRuwQ

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

"This is not the cat you're looking for." - Obi Wan Catnobi

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Give me "wibble lip." Yes. YES! That's it!!!

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

The gravitational draw to sit on random stuff on the floor is too strong for Avery to resist. http://t.co/mJqPlEdJTI

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Avery, at rest. avery_cat http://t.co/AFIjenTUBn

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Meowy Christmas, everybody!

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Happy Solstice!!! Tomorrow I can sleep my 18 hours a day in a 90 seconds more daylight than today!!!

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

You know how I lope about in the dead of night, all crazed monkey? That's payback, my friend. Dunno what for, but I'm sure you deserved it.

[SOD theseries @SOD_series]

"Notice anything weird about that fence."
"Aside from not separating anything from anything else?"
"Besides that."
http://t.co/0itCFseEik

[SOD theseries @SOD_series]

"Can't Farm anymore, not since the we got attacked by those Sentient Watermelons."
http://t.co/VdqCegQZAx

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

That Man who feeds me keeps muttering "Is that Blake CatClaw?" or maybe "Is that Blake Outlaw?" Dunno. https://t.co/2iuTiafnBc @SOD_series

[Avery the Cat @Avery_Cat]

Now *that's* what I call a scaling encounter! // RT @CuteEmergency: Mountain goats don't give AF about gravity. http://t.co/UIGrvkd4zV