GenX Dude

Physicist, Neurosurgeon, Test Pilot, and Rock Star | 8th Dimension Traveler

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An AI data center opened near my house, and now I'm getting random AI prompts out of my kitchen faucet.

I'm starting to understand what all you weirdos have been using AI for.

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I don't understand people who pay extra to go on cruises with podcasters, YouTubers, syndicated radio guys, comedians, or washed up bands.
You're already trapped on a boat. Why make it worse?

I'm not sure I even want to go with my own family.

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Since Hollywood loves sequels here's my pitch for Forrest Gump II.
In the 80s Forrest learns that soldiers from his platoon are still being held in Vietnam. He puts together a team to bring them home.
The VC is about to find out what they're gonna get from this box of chocolate.

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Any product that is advertised on popular podcasts or syndicated radio shows is expensive or a subscription or both.

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Things my parents never said to me when I was a kid:

Get closer to the tv
I'm in a meeting
Good job
Stop drinking from the hose
Wear sunscreen
How does that make you feel?
That switch is too big
It's OK to cry
We have the money for that
I'm sure it's not your fault

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@ick_real Macel

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Was picking up an order from Panda Express yesterday. Saw a middle-aged white dude eating with chopsticks. Just why dude?

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@Truth_matters20 Those dudes are probably just stopping by to ask for directions to the Garden of Eden. Apparently, it is in Jackson County, Missouri.

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@Protestia This brings about the same number people to Jesus as leaving bible tracts on the urinals at Walmart.

Nobody ever starts their testimony with "well, I was at Walmart and I had had a lot of coffee..." or "I was late to class but then I heard some dude yelling about sin..."

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@pvtjokerus Sorry, you guys are all correct. Honestly, I saw this movie on vacation in Toronto a few years ago. I really didn't pay full attention to it.

I was trying to figure out how to make things right so I joined Scientology this morning. I feel better already.

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@pvtjokerus The flaw in the ending is that Rooster should have been the one flying the F-14 at the end. Passing the torch. Nope. Tom Cruise had to be the hero again I guess.

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People who feel the need to send #ebay buyers notes with directives to an #eBaySeller should not be buying on eBay.

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@doogadoo11

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@allrockmusic At 15 I worked at a restaurant. There was a radio show on Sun morning in the 80s by the same name that used that song as its theme song. I heard the chorus a million times. After closing the night before, I was tired and pissed about working every weekend.

I hate that song.

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@MattWalshBlog I've done my time at Disney and my only thought is the dude needs to wear sneakers.

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@riverrat328 Mad Max character

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@sola_chad I find it hard to believe that God started the game with 6 seconds left on the clock, but faked the stats from the rest of the game just to mess with us.

God is not a trickster.

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@HawkEmDownChris

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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world they could be rappers or sing country music." -- Verbal Kint

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