🩵aviation parody💎

flying from here to there

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@NBCNews @nbcselected Stay tuned viewers, because after the break our weatherman Reign Cloud will answer the question “is water wet?”

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@BuzzPatterson The pilot flying will be the Capt in this one. Captains go off the end far more often than F/O‘s. Several factors : EGO (capts aways bigger) hierarchy (reluctance to speak out). Culture may end up playing a role in this one too.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@ChieferEvan Huh?
From AI:
There is a fundamental misunderstanding here about how aviation barometers (altimeters) and FAA guidelines work.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@scottiebateman What would you have done?
Same tools,same staff, immediate action with no benefit of hindsight. Thought so. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Your rhetorical is akin to the posters that blame bystanders for not helping in a situation vs. blaming the cause.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@JackFilade @xAviation Because there isn’t an after landing checklist

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@Lonewolfsmasher @airmainengineer 707. 747.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@miami_rick Normal. Flaps zero

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@iowahawkblog @BurtMaclin_FBI @grok @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @unclegarytrucks @BradWCAttorney @WeaselHandyMan @chasedownleads Or, put the boat on a trailer and pull into https://t.co/38omU6EhX5 for 18 dollars of gas and some Natty Light.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@peterbrimelow @AmericanAir My six year old was scrolling your twitter and had to see this horrific language.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@scottiebateman I want to know more about the crew’s seating position/foot placement. Feet on the top of the pedals is an outlier potential cause.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

Has anyone ever seen @FrankLuntz and @jimcramer at the same time? No, right? It’s Kaufmanesque performance art.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@NoLongerTheFuzz No difference between photo 2 and photo 3

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@CopMoment Little known fact: this deputy is who @pattonoswalt modeled his character after in Justified, but Patton made Bob Sweeney cool and likable.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@adamcarolla @DawsAngeles
It sounded like the caller said GFCI. GFCI or GFI same thing, as described by Adam.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@adamcarolla Mexican restaurant expert here. The order you placed for cheese enchiladas: They were made at 2:30-3:00 in the afternoon. You order cheese,but they don’t make them to order. They think a customer will be ok because they are giving you “free” meat.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@DarkoStateNews 7 months

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@awfulannouncing AD is next to go, must go if there are any adults among the president and regents. Warde had to know.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@bluelivesmtr “The fact that this officer targeted a retired federal law enforcement officer who was simply preaching makes this even more unacceptable.”
Two errors in this sentence: 1. He was not “targeted”because of LEO status; that wasn’t originally known. 2. It’s not “more” unacceptable.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@DavidGlieder 747 trivia: the first few windows left and right side on the main deck are different than the others. Greater impact resistance (bird strike potential).

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@PhilHollowayEsq Not in any way a photo of an airline captain.

[🩵aviation parody💎 @AviationParody]

@jarvis_best @johnondrasik In a world of instant gratification snap-snap pop-pop make me laugh or cry NOW , jarvis has shown us the ultimate slow build, simmer till done, wait for the payoff comedy clip. What he wrote plus that 17 sec clip is perfection.