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1837(ETS) FOREVERRRRRR!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!!!1!1 5 BILLION years old

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Hey man when shit gets real just know you can always go to the park and shoot BB guns at kids

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

hey @ABC @FoxNews @TMZ @CNN @BBC today i had a boner

[Rata 🍂 @RANK10YGO]

Mom snapped a pic before and after calling me while I was doing a dungeon. This is some of the most disgustingly slavic I've ever looked

[Rhodie @Rhodie_Rhodes]

How it feels to eat a disappointing gas station cinnamon roll

[mike hock @CyclopsHoppe]

thank you gay nigga

[kei けい 🌂 @kuwameshiyaoi]

they were insane for this sorry they're practically having sex in front of the crowd

[★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ @ruggedrookie]

if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run

[Shimada Tiger 🐯🍔 @ShimadaTiger]

You joke about the Japanese to English translations on Twitter until you realize that the English to Japanese translations make us say “uwaaa” and uwooo” in every other post

[poppy @popcornow_]

like what is my dad texting me

[🧚🧚 @3arth2lili]

never vaping again jesus christ

[fawk ✶ @fawkug]

are we deadass 😭

[rafael dekaere @rafkyuu]

meu pau tá duro tá rasgando a cueca
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boa noite meus mutuals amo voces
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[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Girlfriend who wakes you up by dry firing a revolver into your scrotum >>>>>

[｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ @bredlovr]

sorry chad the guy with the little penis gets the girl..

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

a corporate lawyer is sitting at their desk circling “who didn’t he fuck” over and over again

[花子 @uminarchy]

安楽死

[wyabt @wy4bt]

i’m on FL studio trying to make a noise that kills people

[Te'leir® @vampooze2]

if your dick is wavering, then do not goon.