Crispy🍎

Barack Obamas ex speech writer | 26th century poet | Failed 1986 Regan assassin | debilitatingly ugly freak

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

I’m not gone. Just thinkin up funny stuff. You know where to find me if you need me. And if you don’t, you don’t need me

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Ever since starting on this new medication my sperm crawls out of my penis

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@jakebrodes My handle is @NotHalfGood now

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Did the twitter font change?

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@Skyclad_Weeb Clean it dude

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Cyberpunk Phantom Liberty Biberty

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@fatfuck694202 I retract my previous statement

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

I smell how you’d expect

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@gamer_elixer Thank you brobro

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@Galinka_Touchik Fuck off

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

What’s the point of onlyfans. Your pussy isn’t any more special then the free stuff

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@PsycoAryan

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

There comes a point in every man’s life where he’s like “I gotta pee.” Women too

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@HottDiggityDoug Shooting from the tip

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@BigFreaqyWidit @PukeCreature You have to earn that from me

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@PukeCreature @BigFreaqyWidit Blue guy

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

My letter to the troops in elementary school was “tanks for 9/11” with a soldier flying a tank into the WTC

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

The police were called because the boys mother was harassing other people attending the game.

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Kyoko Tanaami is mine. Hands off

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

In my larval state #growing

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Hoodweeb son or polyester hot cheeto pajama pants daughter

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

@zbqdi Yes

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

God bless my AWC