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avid microplastics consumer

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

who wants to make sweet love under the stars

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ive used grok to generate erotic literature @elonmusk

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

i dont like how weed smells is that a hot take? i dont care if people smoke but when im waking up in the morning on a wednesday to go to work and my apartment smells like weed bc someones outside sparking at 6am how am i supposed to be fine with it

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

ejaculating into a tissue and flushing is it spermocide, worse then genocide. the moral way to bust a fat load is to do so in a controlled environment, with adequate housing, enrichment activities, and clean food and water for all of the spermlings to enjoy

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

jealous that theyre allowed to poop on the street in india, in the US you're only allowed to do it if you're homeless

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

donating my spare dickmeat for scientific research

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

hate when the dentist asks me to stop licking his finger

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

me at a restaurant: "hi yes, can i just get a water? and i know what i want to order already if thats alright? perfect, yeah ill just take the thick thighs pussy salad. no thats all, thanks"

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

lets just replace the water in the reflecting pool with wocky slush

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

i only moan when i shit

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

@TobyTurner do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

what time is the oliver tree show tn i dont wanna miss it

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

the components of twomads old PC setup before he died are special grade cursed objects

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

if i get bed bugs im sleeping naked, i hope theres some girl bugs in there

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

one of my favorite niche video genres is people spreading their loved ones ashes but the wind blows it into their faces and everyone start coughing

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

in an airplane and the person next to me ordered the poop sandwich i hate my life it smells so bad

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

so why did they make peter griffin buff in fortnite does anyone know

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

the amazing digital boner

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

@slothy_420 guess what we got you for your birthday!

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

@uncledoomer @blockhead4000 8 inches of thick hair is pretty good idk

[chode miser @HottDiggityDoug]

i stand next to the microwave sometimes because it makes my brain feel like static