Avis

28 and too damn late | screenprinter, comic-fancier, bird-keeper. the maid in a vermeer. プレゼント・マイク 🎶相マイ 💙

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

the presence of a buttered popcorn jellybean among standard flavors should not be hated for its own taste; it should be hated for disrupting The Harmony of the Beans.

it violates the social contract we have with candy makers that if we eat a bunch at once, it will be fine.

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@rincebrain @TchBee Skids into the room and falls over the back of the couch IM HERE LETS GO

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@jaymojamieson @Killskerry @Fybreglass answers a longstanding curiosity I've had for how that was achieved. Your work retains its power!

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@jaymojamieson @Killskerry @Fybreglass "This movie captures both a clear-eyed perception of, and loving respect for, old westerns that hasn't been matched since, live-action or otherwise" is a take I carry to this day. Hearing how you studied, then multiplied, from base sources...

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@klei We let Maxwell touch shadows again for ONE second and everything falls apart. Someone get that man under control

[Klei @klei]

Well, so long, Twitter verified badge. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@otherhappyplace Check out @Klei and their absolutely fantastic Don't Starve series! It's a lovely gothic romp about torturing people to entertain elder gods. Also, not starving. https://t.co/YaFMyQRmCg

[naomiiwata @iwatanaomi]

みなさん、いろいろなご意見ありがとうございました！　ありがたく参考にさせていただきます！

[naru @kuranaru616]

I've been late... (for a month

[raine🦂 @thegorezone]

completely in love with the cover art of monthly halloween, a horror-themed japanense magazine from the 1980s

[卜卜子 @carrottrembling]

Scholars🎓#Bloodborne

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

does humanity even possess the ability to make such art anymore

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@Ranting_Trans One day my boss asked me why I was in the office when I was so sick (pneumonia.) "Rent's due." "You don't have any sick days left?"

I explained that her wife -- the co-owner of the company -- provided no sick leave when hiring; she paused, said "oh? Well..." and that was it.

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

parents are like oh your psych got popped by the government, better make sure you get another one quick

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

makin an appt with my mom's boss to ask about her retirement options bc I asked her and she said "Oh I'll work until I keel over, that's all i can do" and when I gasped she goes "what, I learned it from you"

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

@aschentrekker So THAT'S where all my cash payments went

[Avis @Avis_Scully]

Roses are red,
So's a good Cabernet,