Avocado Toast: The official pope of Wokeism

I am a destroyer of bank account balances, a ruiner of forward-looking financial plans, and potentially part of a balanced breakfast.

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@morninggloria Our rural areas in this country aren't full of noble, living-off-the-land farmers either. It's mostly just people living in abandoned towns going back and forth from Walmart in F-150s.

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Bye! Catch the updates here:

https://t.co/RuOzxKemrq

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I'm going to start a thread of some of the funniest things I've ever read for future reference.

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And I don't know how this article escaped being added to this thread for so long:

https://t.co/LsEI5JMXP8

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@KaufmanAudrey Reminds me of when cops wanna be like "we're discriminated against".

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@JohnathonWillow @abughazalehkat

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@stephenmatlock @E_Davis_Romance My "office" is worse. It's a bargain barrel cubicle with discount 19" monitors and during the pandemic someone stole my mouse, keyboard, and USB charging strip.

At home I have an uplift desk with an aeron and a giant widescreen USBC monitor. Why would I want to go to the office?

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@kept_simple If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting

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@golikehellmachi I spend a lot of time whining about websites, but bandcamp is pretty Great Actually.

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@RandomRogue1 @MorePerfectUS Retvrn to the tradition of dying of black lung before puberty. /s

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@StrongTowns But hey, at least another lane will mean one section of the road will not potholes for a whole month.

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@RandomRogue1 @MorePerfectUS Republicans: They're too young to determine what gender they are or to see a drag queen, but quite old enough to work in our coal mines.

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@KarlBode "apologies for the apologies" is what they should name ChatGPT-4

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@KarlBode I mean seriously guys, look at this thing. Really look at it.

https://t.co/IFhrlvj5Nm

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Lol

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@KarlBode People still fall for cold reading everyday. I hope at least most of the suckers aren't journalists though.

https://t.co/bhgmwtrEhE

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4chan must just be busting at the seams with "we got em" posts right now about nymag.

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If I were this unknowledgeable about a subject I was attempting to cover in even an internal company confluence page, I'd reach out to anyone who might have a clue for pointers before writing it up.

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

@RottenInDenmark I don't think it's important whether a mentally ill child said they identify as an attack helicopter. I want to understand your views on the central questions of whether the allegations are 1) plausible and 2) bad, if true.

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@jonathanchait @RottenInDenmark

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@ziibiing I don't understand the "don't stop paying for organizations to do things you disagree with" insistence.

Sounds like, in a word, entitlement.

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

BooooooooM

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@kawaiilovesarah Microwave