Valkyrie

Queen of the goats. Murderers of Hags. Ex Revenger. Proud momma of Sigrun . Wifey wench of @SigurdOfAsgard

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

Who wants to yeet Odin off this planet?
This is my first order as Queen.

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@offcampusCal // take care of you!!

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Her name was Aragorn for Norn’s sake…

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

@AvoidinValhalla -Kick ass

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

Finally getting their limelight!

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

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@offcampusCal And the wooden sword!!

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She needs to bling out her itty bitty armor next.

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

@AvoidinValhalla -Sigruns been doing ‘crafts’ again.

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@offcampusCal Now who says a drunk can’t lead?

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@offcampusCal A protest!

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

Let it snow, let it snow!

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

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https://t.co/PqZx8QWIJo

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Where is Sigurd?
I know he hasn’t been ghosted.

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@offcampusCal “She’d be very much like her father. War first, ask questions later.” But for now social niceties. Sigrun was royalty. “Do you think it’s to early for preschool? Perhaps she should be around her peers.”

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

@SigurdOfAsgard “Fantastic! We should think about a brother or sister for Sigrun! She’s almost 2!” Snickers.

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@offcampusCal Looks at her in surprise.
“These peasants need to learn their place.” Tries to keep a straight face.

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@offcampusCal Val squints with the noice causing a pain in the head. “My little musician!” Thinks about a tiny piano for Christmas.

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@offcampusCal Not in this cold weather.
(Gently slides on a wool sweater.)

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They are so tiny. Sneak into the strangest places.

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

So that’s where that little perisher got to.

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

They are having so much fun.

[Cal Hunter (Homo Lupus & Romba )(RP/fake) 🦋💙🌈 @offcampusCal]

@AvoidinValhalla -One plank and barn chores become much easier.

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@offcampusCal Did you lose a goat?

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

I don't think it was appropriate to get this kid a large soft drink

[Valkyrie @AvoidinValhalla]

@offcampusCal Tis SunnaDay. It is allowed. Even the gods must rest.