Avalon Ressler

happy drunk. intersectional feminist. hotter than u. send me memes.

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I do not understand twitter. I want to understand. Help me understand.

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@confidence117k please please do an AMA on reddit's teen mom sub! We love you!!

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Do u get kudos for literally being the gold standard of trash?

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@JulieOfcharsky you fucking rock.

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@JulieOfcharsky yessss so excited to see feminism promoted here

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@therealroseanne u r my favourite celebrity EVER thanks 4 being a visible feminist & progressive icon during my most formative years.

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@JulieOfcharsky you are my FAV love u!!! Here is an article about dolphin assault i thot ud luv http://t.co/ux6tDj4Up4

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@LizaStinton

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@BORIQUALICIOUSS @USATODAY @dickc

['80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper]

When Sir William Ramsay discovered Neon in 1898, he had no idea he'd be changing the color of parachute pants forever.

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It's going to take more than some bell to save me.

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You had me at dungeons; you lost me at dragons.

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As of last night, 80% of bodies were Wang Chunging. Were almost there people.

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@Glory_Ressler hi mom!

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I don't know what I will do when #madmen ends. Probably cry in a hole while nostalgically flipping through my grandma's old photo albums.

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@Porsche https://t.co/G2vIJGeWF4 give this guy a new car!

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@QueenDemetriax_ Are you retarded? I hope the FBI scares the shit out of you.

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@kennyhotz I just watched the "who can keep a dump in their pants episode"- LOL we want more kenny vs spenny!

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