Jensen: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ecosystem, you little bitch? I have 300 million confirmed GPUs, I'm trained in accelerated computing, and I will wipe you out with parallelized precision.
You think you can get away with that loser premise? Think again, fucker. My secret network of TSMC plumbers is tracing your datacenter right now. You aren't talking to somebody that woke up a loser—we are not a car!
You're fucking dead, kid. I can be in any cloud, anytime, and obsolete your silicon in over 700 ways with just my bare CUDA kernels. I will use my entire arsenal of HBM memory to wipe your miserable ASIC off the Earth. You should have held your fucking tongue. I will shit Blackwell all over you and you will drown in tokens. You're fucking dead, kiddo."