AwesomeLizard

I'm Lucas, I game sometimes. I also make music with my pal under the name @vinylglitchy

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@SkyNews Its not as complex as most of you think, its just many of the women dont know who their childs dad is

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@Syndicate while I was waiting for today's vlog, this popped up on my homepage, such a great memory in this one and the bit on the bike ride is awesome when you talk about wanting a quad and loads of land. 7 years later and your dream came true

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@rats7 We've got ourselves a squirter

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I'm not happy about the fine, but to give my son that experience it will be worth every fucking penny. I might even pay it in slummy.

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@Go_CheshireWest Got a nice fixed penalty notice off you pricks for taking my 14 year old son on holiday for the first ever time during term and apparently losing his mum wasn't a good enough reason. He had 100% attendance before I did this and he doesn't have time off. 1/2

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@SkyNews Why the fuck they want to book a holiday there? They live in caravans all year anyway 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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@SkyNews Did he say it while he was hanging out the back of him?

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@Shoom222 @ThePaulineIndex @DJSCHEME_ @adinross we gotta create different genders like it matters if we don't conform to these "social constructs" as you woke kids would say then we will be accepted, actually Bob, no. No-one cares if you identify as a fridge your just confirming what we suspected already, your fucking weird!

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@Shoom222 @ThePaulineIndex @DJSCHEME_ @adinross 1/2 Ignoring facts to validate someone's extreme ideas is probably not a good thing, these people can't expect everyone to bow to them and their fantasy and the fact they're trying so hard to be different. Hair dying and fashion obviously don't cut it now,

[SEPTEMBER 87 @_September87_]

Update: Sooo… that September 87 TV show we’ve been working towards is finally getting pitched to the networks and such in LA in January. Been developing the pitch with a studio in LA for ages now. This stuff takes a while! Let you know how we go!

[AwesomeLizard @AwesomeLizard2]

Second chances aren't rewarded often.

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

Rejection & betrayal seem to hit a #Scorpio harder than others, & they are unlikely to forgive or forget.

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

Rejection & betrayal seem to hit a #Scorpio harder than others, & they are unlikely to forgive or forget.

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People really expose the truth, once they have nothing to lose. -Charles Weston https://t.co/MvXRh1Tlcn

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It's a vendetta

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Dead men tell no tales

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

#Scorpio have a look that pierces yr soul. If uve ever been stared down by a horny #Scorpio, u know what Im talking about.

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

#Scorpios can deal with pain far greater than yours.

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

#Scorpio can sense your hidden potential. Whether or not they decide to reveal it to you depends on how much they like you.

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

As a #Scorpio, You understand lifes little secrets & have abilities that are stronger than you even know.