Horus Gilgamesh

Just a happy heretic trying to undo some of the damage done in my ministry days. Author of the Awkward Bible stuff. Current bodily host to Gary The Demon.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

"Christians don't read the Bible for the same reason people don't imagine their parents having sex - it ruins everything!"
Our bartender last night apparently thought this was funny enough to buy me a drink. (Thanks, Kerri!)

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@ScottJenningsKY Enough with pedantic and repulsive diatribes against anyone not in the cult.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@Timcast Tell me you’re begging for a violent uprising.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

This… is a great reason to NOT support TX laws to force children to read the Bible in school. Yes, the two are connected.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The sick bastards at this Kentucky church staged a mock immigrant execution for kids at summer camp. This is child abuse.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This earthquake video from Venezuela is absolutely insane and sad.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@RealDeanCain @AdamKinzinger Uhm, yeah - about 700,000 people live in DC, genius. That doesn’t change the face that nobody wants to come to the fascism fair.

[Kevin Malone @Malone_Wealth]

The Boise, Idaho area was hit with one of the worst summer storms ever recorded yesterday evening. Some areas had more than 8 inches of hail in less than an hour.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

You really have to admire Antifa’s artistic skill.

With nothing but box cutters, they somehow managed to perfectly recreate the intricate look of poorly applied paint peeling off concrete that had concentrated peroxide dumped all over it.

Incredible craftsmanship.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

What a shithole country. Put your hand in water, get arrested. Rape kids, become president.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@SecKennedy Geezus, your freaks are just… weird.

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

Another crazy moment from the M7.8 earthquake in the Philippines last week 😱

📍 Glan, Sarangani, Philippines
📹 Charlie De Arce

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@MAGAVoice Weird… I remember when the POTUS could walk into a room and this was inherently known by all. Now, it has to be announced by a frail charlatan with the worst numbers in history while the world laughs behind his back. How embarrassing.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@link2reality @Iwendtster For… telling the truth? GTFOH.

[Horus Gilgamesh @AwkwardBible]

@WhiteHouse Go to hell, pedo pricks.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.

[Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @lacho_ai_]

MAGA when they hear someone mentioning slight tax increase on trillionaires #smokefleet

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

MLK Jr. stood here and gave his speech. And here we are today. This is so stupid.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In the USA in 1943 they produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism.

It perfectly explains Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the entire Right.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

What an embarrassment for the United States

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.