Dean Marconi

A SQL developer/business analyst trying to obnoxious my way into the game industry. So far, it hasn't worked...

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@s8n Everything is awful. Struggling just to get out of bed each morning. But otherwise, fucking dandy...

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@polymegaHQ What makes this Mid-March deadline any more reliable than the end of last year or the third week of February? You lie and gaslight and then still have the gall to try and get folks to believe you about a new date? Kindly fuck off!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@polymegaHQ What kind of bullshit is this?! You said all orders placed up to November of 2023 would be shipped by the third week of February (after lying about them being shipped by the end of last year.) No one misunderstood anything, your company is just horseshit!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@YouTube Just a reminder that @jacksfilms doesn't get to feel safe in his home but shitty loser sniperwolf gets to keep posting on YouTube. Totally fair. Great job, guys. You definitely aren't fucking clowns...

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@YouTube Hey shitbags, do anything significant about the stalker cunt who doxed someone yet?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@YouTube Hey, dumbass idiots - have you decided to do right by a creator that's brought people to your site for over a decade? Or are you still siding with the creepy, stalker, pedo-cunt?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@Saberspark And a very dumb one, at that.

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@TheActMan_YT Are you an idiot? They didn't do anything at all! They temporarily blocked monetization, which is a drop in the bucket, while also victim blaming Jack.

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@Onision @2ToesUp @YouTube @YouTubeCreators @TeamYouTube A stalker doxing them and showing up to their house isn't "internet drama" you fucking dolt!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@TeamYouTube @Reclipse_ Fuck you! Passing it along to who, someone who eats crayons and licks urinal cakes? You victim blamed Jack while giving that twat, Sniper, no punishment whatsoever. You suck, your site sucks, and everyone hates you!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@TeamYouTube @jacksfilms @YouTube Are you fucking kidding me?! Behavior on both sides? Yeah, how dare Jack... *checks notes*... GET DOXED! What a dick.

If you're so far up Sniper's ass that you'll excuse her committing actual crimes then just say so so we can all stop using your site you clowns!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@YouTube It sure as fuck won't be you if you don't remove sssniperwolf from your site.

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

Some actors have trigger phrases they use to get themselves to cry on command. Something that brings up a sad memory or something. Thanks to @JamesGunn I've found mine with "Rocket Teefs Floor go now".

Dude, you freaking broke me with that scene!

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@Reddit I was permabanned for calling someone a buffoon. A person who was standing outside filming a tornado (buffoonish behavior, for sure.) Are you serious with this?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@dirty30m_edits Any progress?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@heyphilsummers Oh man, I want this sooo much!!

My favorite Zelda game is easily Link to the Past. But Adventure of Link and Link's Awakening are tied for a close second just because they both have such excellent music.

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@susie_dent Can you settle a dispute for me? Egregious originally meant "something that stands out from the flock" and was used to highlight positive things. But now it's usually used to point out negative things. Did the definition change, or just the usage?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@FiercePC I'd settle for just a mid-tier PC. My 8-year old clunker can barely handle running Outlook, let alone games.

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@elonmusk For what, exactly?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@AmazonHelp So then what's the benefit of pre-ordering video games from you guys as opposed to sites that DO have release date delivery? Or just picking them up from WalMart on the day they come out?

[Dean Marconi @AwkwardGamer007]

@AmazonHelp I have had six different pre-ordered items arrive after their release date in the last two months. Does Prime membership not guarantee release date delivery anymore?