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31 | nurse she’s posting again

[puta ☭ 🇵🇸 @AwkwardHug]

Yeah we gay

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[💋 @_marokiya]

I live for gags like this I’m sorry 😭

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Holy shit, This app is going to go absolutely bonkers when Trump meets the reaper.

[Cioccolatodorima (Comms closed atm) @cioccolato_kun]

'Birds toss their bread at thee'
Brutal 😂

[neg. @youallalongphan]

the fic characters whenever i stop reading mid sex scene and now they have to wait for me to come back

[🤎𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍🤎 @MofokengBarbara]

My dad cheated on my mom and started treating us badly when I was 14. I’m 32 now. I traced the woman he cheated with on Facebook, found out she’s married, started stalking her husband… and now we’re dating.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[Saoirse 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @MarxistHeathen]

babe, wake up, they’re transvestigating the women of the Irish Republican Army

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Is that...cerulean blue

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

conservatives don’t like tattoos on women because you have to be an adult to get them

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[IceEmpress66 ❄️ @IceEmpress66]

@fwtimini In hindsight, it might’ve served as a reminder to act right, cause somebody could show up at your house and punch you.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The idea of a phone book was actually wild when you think about it. They printed everybody’s full names, phone numbers, and home addresses in one giant book and then just gave it away for free.