Emelie Samuelson

Writer - Coffee addict - overall weirdo. Twitter upsets me, but I love Instagram: @awkwardlyaliveblog She/her

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Well, this made my day. #savethebees #ThankYouMrJohnson
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[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Does anyone know if Captain America got the Pfizer shot? I got my first dose last night and woke up this morning all muscly and wanting to go for a run...
#PfizerVaccine

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Why yes, I am a grown professional woman who is sending professional emails while also eating mac & cheese in bed. And?

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@amandaorson @sarcasmically The man can still dance and do push-ups and he's in his 90s. I'd rather take my fitness advice from him than a 26-year-old who is still in their prime. Just saying.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I will never get over the fact that the world said "hey, you get to dress up like a ninja in public this year" and a significant amount of the population said "no thanks, I would quite literally rather die"

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

One of us has finally snapped. I'll give you one guess who.
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Huh. That's interesting.
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#blog #writing

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Can someone please explain to me how the stock market is different from the casino? Because right now I feel like it's just about what clothes you wear.

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Look, if this doesn't make you smile I can't help you.
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[Brennan Carley @BrennanCarley]

I have spent much of the last few months reporting a story I was born to write, interviewing four musicians who changed my life (and the people who helped them do so). This... is the oral history of the A*Teens https://t.co/VcemVgpGSY

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@BrennanCarley @ortile I didn't realize how badly I needed this. Thank you.

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@avaluria I just assume there's a thriving society down there now. They have a strong economy, and whenever I'm typing, they experience terrible yet very dry thunderstorms.

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Mmmm toast :) https://t.co/pMbBSFp6qc #ToastDay

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@TheBloggess Hi! I'm Emelie. I'm goofy and I don't like to do things unless I can make them fun. I love reading, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and playing games with my friends. I just spent a solid 90 minutes traveling by foot over a mountain range in Zelda Breath of the Wild because I got lost.

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@VeryBadLlama

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

I'm basically a wizard now.
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[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@AmanitaEater Please don't do this. It gets better. I promise.

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

Sleep is good. https://t.co/BIVg5AAx7Y

[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

I. Am. Cranky.

Not with you, darlings, don't worry. You've done nothing wrong. My upstairs neighbors, however, decided to have friends over and, from the sounds of it, train for football tryouts last night until about 3am.
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[Emelie Samuelson @AwkwardlyAlive]

@VeryBadLlama What a vicious bully.