Axel Luna

[paige @BonerWizard]

when I first went to Texas Roadhouse as a kid and saw all those peanut shells on the floor, I couldn’t believe it. I was like this is insane!!!!

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

wearing an airbrushed gangster tweety bird shirt to court for my 5th DUI

[RTB 🧀🔥 @ST4RONYX]

kyler murray getting sacked by micah parsons this year

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Team USA against Belgium knowing Trump can get them out of any red card

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Raymond Tucker @RaymondTucker_]

Scary night to be drunk driving. All the rookies are out

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead

[Balota Romântico @balotaromantico]

Você jamais será esquecida Cabo Verde

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

If you think this is packed, you should go to Sam’s Club on a Saturday.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Buy the cheap version first. If it breaks, that means you use that one enough to justify the expensive version. You’ll be surprised how long the cheap ones last you.

[Lic Pendejadas Mundialista @tuiteotonterias]

Los ecuatorianos mañana cuando vean el azteca y se den cuenta que existen estadios de más de 60 mil personas, con internet y pago con Apple Pay en todas las zonas.

[Viuda de Fidalgo @manuel_LG1996]

Los mexicanos explicándole a los ecuatorianos cómo usar el boleto digital para entrar al estadio azteca.

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

Just put my AC at 55 degrees. I’m freezing my ass off in my house, but that’s an easy trade off to make Europoors just a little more miserable

[Off the damn loud @ounceofmid]

I don’t give a fuck

[cool mayor haver @primordials0und]

How did you manage to find the worst looking slice of pizza I've ever seen

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

that awkward moment when that one weirdly specific moment u saw in a dream weeks ago is playing out right in front of you

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True