Aaron Blech

I sound stupid, I look stupid; I am stupid.

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@DocShaner Fingers crossed for Beast-vember

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@substockman I dunno it seems like Bob Menendez is pretty expensive

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@edzitron Figure 8 is underrated! Here’s mine (no specific order)
1. Pitseleh
2. Ballad of Big Nothing
3. Can’t Make A Sound
4. No Name #1
5. Somebody That I Used To Know
6. See You Later
7. Rose Parade
8. Baby Britain
9. I Figured You Out
10. The Biggest Lie

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@Snack_Memories Rainbow Brite, hands down

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@MKupperman I love standing behind someone who refuses to open a door to walk in building and instead waits for the exiting traffic to stop so they can slide through the already open door. It only gives me an aneurysm half the time

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

A Grammys fact few people know is Enigma have won Song of the Year for “Return to Innocence” for 30 straight years

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@NDuennebier Ok, how about for a great amount?

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@discorporating How do you think Dagwood feels?

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

My Life with the My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Thrill Kill Cult: a memoir

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@NEJM None of you better imply that this is because of my sainted mother’s cooking! How dare you?!?!

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@substockman

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For sale. Five mattresses. Orgy canceled.

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

@NDuennebier look what they’ve done to your handsome boy

[Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin]

The Mothman Festival kicks off this weekend in Point Pleasant! Visit https://t.co/zwMVWOjufW to learn more about this unique festival that celebrates one of #WV's most famous cryptids.

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

The problem with people who have confidence is when they have stupid ideas if you tell them as much they just go on believing them instead of turning into a kumquat and dying like a reasonable person

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@Aunt_Fritzi @MKupperman Bicycle masochists, it adds up

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I don’t deserve this. I have my failings but I’m generally a good person. Why did this happen to me?

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The time to stop using baby talk ironically (or unironically) is NOW!

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Oppenheimer was very good, but I thought it was inappropriate to play Republica’s “Ready to Go” during the Trinity test sequence

[Aaron Blech @Ay_Be]

When you block an account it should also send the Ghoulies to the person’s house