Amanda Ayala Guffey

Yes, I know I look like a high schooler, but I promise you I’m actually the teacher. ✝️

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

"Ms. Guffey you're good at makeup, so will you look at my makeup and tell me how I did?" freshman student. This job is so much more than just teaching kids grammar. It's about helping them be active, engaged adults with a sickening winged eyeliner.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Tbh being a suburban mom is invigorating. I understand where Karens get all their perceived power now.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

It’s humbling to know that my five day old is already tanner than I am.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

I hope I’m not being too dramatic when I say I’m about to trade my unborn child for Spring weather.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Anytime anyone asks me why I am anti charter schools, I’m going to show them the latest episode of Abbot Elementary

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Lol what school is this? Sound way more entertaining because all I teach is boring literature and grammar.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

You wanna have the best educated workforce, stop allowing drag queens to teach them twerking and how many gender options they can pick from

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Honestly- the fact that I’m growing a human but still expected to work is so rude.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

@GabrielDOTChase 🥲

[Lindsey @1989deluxealbum]

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever listened to Taylor Swift in a crowded room and every single one of your friends was makin' fun of you but 15 years later they bought tour tickets too. Then what did you do? #TSTheErasTour

[Steve Sisolak @SteveSisolak]

Serving you as governor for the last four years has been the honor of my lifetime.

Thank you to everyone who believed in us and put your all out there.

It’s important that we now come together to continue moving the state forward.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Taylor Swift's concerts are devastating to me because I'll either be too pregnant to attend or have a newborn.

Please respect my privacy during this challenging time.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

I’m so brainwashed by Taylor Swift that I legit thought to myself “these (Jersey) numbers have to mean something.”

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

11/24/22 - WE’RE BACK!

It's official! This Thanksgiving, we are performing the @SalvationArmyUS #RedKettleKickoff Halftime Show during the @dallascowboys game! Tune in live Nov 24th to help us kick off the season of giving. Game starts at 3:30 PM CT & you can watch on @NFLonFOX

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

@ehofff I reject this

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

@boothskeletons @ehofff

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

@GabrielDOTChase What?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

To those Republicans in Congress who believe student debt shouldn’t be forgiven:

I will never apologize for helping America’s middle class – especially not to the same folks who voted for a $2 trillion tax cut for the wealthy and giant corporations that racked up the deficit.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

The fact that it's only Thursday is criminal.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Good Friday in the church, fight Friday before first (period).

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

The grip @shaunwhite had on me in me middle school was stuff of legends. Congrats on a million Olympics, king.

[Amanda Ayala Guffey @AyalaGuffey]

Hello, I’m an adult and obsessed with Encanto.