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Going out for a gingerale

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@10000sodas You getting a digital one?

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@dmgroupleaver Get a pro controller man... Come on dude...

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@dentonbpm You should try this https://t.co/A3d7mkT4Ru

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If you charge at an angry dog, 90% of the time it will get scared and back down. The other 10% doesn't matter because you will go to Valhalla.

[Mr. Sunday @sundaycartoon]

Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noon–5:00, paneling at 3:00.

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@gundwyn Elegant geisha...

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Bulma... where's Bulma... (I take my last breath)

[Meat Boy @god_brane]

beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread
❤️180k (cant find the other emojis)

me: just figured out how to float
3❤️ 💬1
annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..

[Mr. Sunday @sundaycartoon]

Van Winkle

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My wife: Babe can you open this jar for me?

Me: You turn the lid. Are you stupid? Are you dumb?

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

gm

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@EconomicErudite @profgalloway A mate is someone you have sex with to me. Sounds pretty gay tbh

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@superlameballs Don't do this man...

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

me: i’ve never been this depressed before i don’t know what to do
gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

me: you’re not going to fade away again are you?
therapist: of course not. i’m real. everything you see in this room is real
me: *slowly fades away*

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@SureZher Oh boy. Oh geez

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I don't think I'll ever fully get over the passing of Alex Trebek

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@awesomer Lmao

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Call me crazy, but I believe the "got milk" meme from years ago was actually a cleverly disguised marketing ploy to influence you to buy milk