Ted Kurt

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and I have a girlfriend now. Who would have known eating less fast food and working out would get you a girlfriend. So I guess I can't be Ted Kurt anymore. Instead of video games I'm watching the show she recommended me. She's Spanish. One last crazy meal I suppose

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here with a single cheesy bean and rice burrito

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

decided to live life

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and I've been a busy boy.

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Years now. 🥀💀

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and happy new year!

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@LoadShoota God forbid I have fun

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

My parents told me if I buy any more fast food and don't pay off my student loans they'll l kick me out of the house.

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@911witchery I'm going to have to sneak and into the house somehow

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and if Monster becomes anymore expensive I'm going to shoot myself in the stomach multiple times.

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

What's wrong with eating macaroni and cheese at 2 am? I do that all the time

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Charlize Theron gained 50 pounds for her role in Tully (2018). To do so, she followed an extreme diet of junk food, processed foods, burgers, and milkshakes. She even ate macaroni and cheese at 2 a.m. Her youngest child thought she was pregnant.

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and I've become tunapilled

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@poopswag34 Did you try to salvage it with some cheese on top?

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@DailyLoud He'll return it once he's done with it

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@pepsibong @tractor_owner Usually it's all gone by November 1st or 2nd

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

Ted Kurt here and you know things are going bad when there's left over clearance Halloween candy

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@mybigcrack Sharing A Doritos Los locos Taco and a big smooch

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@GarlicCorgi As his daughter said. Don't have mofo! Vote for Cuomo!!

[Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver]

@chiweethedog A $2.98 bag of candy now going for $4.48 is just insane