Ashley Pryor

fight me

[QUAN @QuannyNitro]

And the kids somewhere doing homework >>>

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@clay10_outta10 The amount of disrepeck

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@_Queenmasi @aepryor6429

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@RyleaElise DONT TEMPT ME, I’ll sing too bitch😂

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

I know I love a good joke. But please someone stop me from planning a prank wedding. I am my own worst enemy

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@ekcoolj I literally thought to myself while tweeting this “ damn I used to roast Emily for coming in to venture Every day with her hair wet 🤡 I’m really the fool”

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

When am I considered “ too old” to wear my hair wet to public functions?

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

I love shopping with my boyfriend because he hypes me up BUT ALSO he calculates all the discounts in his head so I don’t have to pull out my calculator like a dummy.

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

Thank you The Dear Hunter for spending 19 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@the_boone_docks Imma bet if you shit your pants in ANY college class they are gonna FORCE you to go home.

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

Am I the only one that sees shit labeled “ stocking stuffer” during the holiday season and think... WHO ACTUALLY GETS THIS IN THEIR STOCKING?? If it’s more than $5 then that shit is wrapped under the tree.

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

@killursenpai Fun fact. I was SO JEALOUS of that Eskimo costume like for some reason I thought it was the coolest shit ever. Maybe Next Halloween I’ll bring it back☠️

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

I hope everyone is having a good day EXCEPT Grandpa Joe

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

My goal in life is to never have a waiter/waitress post about my tip negatively.

[Ashley Pryor @Ayeeits__Ash]

Me the SECOND I light my Frasier fir candle

[Jean-Michel Lemieux @jmwind]

OK friends, remember "we are groot" 🌲.

@tobi started a great initiative today. I'll donate one tree per RTs + Likes that this tweet gets. Deal?

Small print: max of 100k trees because I haven't told my wife about this yet! @Cybersole @whoasneaky @SyedSole @SudoShoe @Ciphore

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me: “I’ll study for this exam this weekend”

*procrastinates all weekend*

me 1 hour before the exam trying to study: “well if I don’t know it by now no point studying”

[Qui-Gon Him @etoosuave]

When it’s 11:30 and you got an assignment due at 11:59.