Jonathan

“Twitter is better than going to da club” - @kdtrey5

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Can't believe I'm sick with the lettuce virus from drinking 27 beers last night

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[trap @blattreligion]

U ate a sausage then u came and talked to the boss???

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Accepting you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

[FilayTeamJ @FilayTeamJ]

This had me crying

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

In case you needed a reminder. 🏆

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t know what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

[salina @bambinasalina]

I don’t trust nobody that be using them sideways laughing emojis

[Zion @zionszzn]

Have you ever tried sports betting?

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Excited to announce that the first beer of the weekend has been opened!

[GRADS @MGRADS]

Ain’t no way yall dead ass.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Mfs will say "sounds good" at work when shit doesn't sound good at all

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Highlight of the game so far

[𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼 @apollovwrld]

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

SPOILER ALERT: Men cannot get pregnant

[Vincent Samperio @vincesince91]

Man, I love being a Dodger fan.

[Ye Charts @kanyechart]

Kanye West has surpassed 21 Savage and is the third most digitally consumed rap artist in the world today.