Ayaz Mehmood

Data analyst | Chatbot developer | Lifelong learner |

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

ابوذر نےفرمایا:
میں ایک دن ﷲ کےرسول کےساتھ تھااور میں نےآپ کو فرماتےہوئےسنا:
"مجھےمیری امت کیلئےدجال سےبھی زیادہ خدشہ(ایک اور چیز کا)ہے"
آپ نےاس بات کوتین مرتبہ دہرایا۔میں نےکہا!اےﷲکےرسول،وہ کیا چیز ہےجس کاآپ دجال کےعلاوہ اپنی امت پرخوف کرتےہیں؟توفرمایا "گمراہ آئمہ"

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

The Moral of the Story:

Never trust a guy whose biggest negotiation win was bankrupting casinos — twice. 🎰💸

#iran
#IranWar‌
@realDonaldTrump

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

"Never trust a guy whose biggest negotiation win was bankrupting casinos. #Iran just trolled the troll king. 😂🤡💥"

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The Oval Office. #Trump picks up the phone. He's got a big idea.

Trump: "Hello, Iran? It's me. The one with the best words. We're having VERY GOOD AND ...
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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

#Iran responds without using words:

Just a photo of a confused-looking donkey wearing a red tie, captioned: "We never asked for ceasefire. We never asked for negotiation. We are ready to defend ourselves as long as it takes."

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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

The Nobel committee sent back a single emoji: 🤡.

#IranWar‌
@realDonaldTrump
@netanyahu

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

"You can’t win a peace prize with imaginary wars and stolen eBay plans."
#IranWar‌
@realDonaldTrump
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Trump called Netanyahu on a secure line.
“Bibi, I need a war. A small one. Very classy. Just enough to get me the Nobel Peace Prize.”

Netanyahu was....
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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

Iran replied, “We already have the schematics. We bought them on eBay. But okay, we’ll slow down. This is too funny to interrupt.”

Two weeks later, Trump announced he had “secretly prevented a major war” and nominated himself for the Nobel Prize.
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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

Moral of the story:
Before you enter any battlefield, always check the location and the situation on the ground first.

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

"Before you enter any battlefield, always check the location and the situation on the ground first."
#IranWar‌
@realDonaldTrump
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A man walked into the kitchen and asked his wife:
"Out of our four children, which one do you love the most?"

She said: "All of them."

.....

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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

Because this is also how God made it."

The wife picked up the rolling pin and — WHACK!
The husband ended up in the hospital.

May God have mercy on that poor guy.
His style was good, and his logic was tasty��
He just chose the wrong place for it.......

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

@ibn_wittig @DabereNnamani Coffee shop sales analysis using @msexcel

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

@yinka_festus @TDataInitiative @DabereNnamani @The_Jonathaan @msexcel Thanks bro.

[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

My first week with TDI: Getting Started with Data Analytics

@TDataInitiative
@DabereNnamani
@The_Jonathaan
@msexcel
#TDI
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[Ayaz Mehmood @Ayyaz016]

@DareOlatunji11 @TDataInitiative @DabereNnamani @The_Jonathaan @msexcel It can be done on PC and on cell phone as well, but I did it on PC.