Au Real Madrid, les deux candidats à la présidentielle annoncent des nouveaux transferts avec des superstars chaque jour.
Au Barca, voici comment Laporta a gagné les élections :
UCL Final is deadass tomorrow but the TL got zero hype for it cuz everyone busy talking about Barcelona just cause we signed one player. We’re actually too massive dawg 😭
There is literally a UCL final in 2 days time and the topic of discussion around the entire internet is Barcelona's transfer activities😭
This club is insane, Generational motion 💙❤
Others are waiting for their Coach to confirm their participation in the world cup tournament, AFA dey wait for the GOAT to confirm his own participation 😂
There are levels to this game 🐐🔥
At PICK n CHOOSE (Baghat ,Barzulla)
I was thrilled to be charged ₹63 for a ₹20 water bottle at 5th floor (khidmat The food court) . Clearly they’ve redefined the concept of MRP. When I pointed out the discrepancy, they confidently brushed me off.
🗣️If the attacker gets past you and you're the last defender, don't risk getting a red card and leaving your team a man down. Let him through; maybe the goalkeeper will save the ball. And if he doesn't, you still have a chance to get back into the game with a full squad.
👌 "Gündoğan"
They called him mad man
Italy have won 4 World Cups in their history but couldn't even qualify for it thrice in a row, but Messi carrying Argentinian team to a final in 2014 and winning the WC in 2022 as the POTT is considered "easy" because they have a "history".
😂 THE IRONY IS LOUD
Ligue 1 posting 5 TIMES for Lionel Messi hitting 900 goals… Meanwhile FC Barcelona? Silence.
But yeah—“everything is fine” with Joan Laporta, right? 😭
When outsiders celebrate you more than your own house… something’s off. 🥶