Firstborn Unicorn

workin on it...

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

Why aren’t the bags resealable @LEGO_Group ???

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@CHI_Jagr @WNBAPILLED NHL players refuse to touch the eastern/western conference trophies because of the superstition that that’s the furthest your team will go and never get to touch the Stanley Cup

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@MichaelWarbur17 @RexChapman Is it just me or is there a (never before seen) resemblance to Leonardo DiCaprio?

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Did you know:

The word for fear of palindromes, "aibohphobia," is ironically constructed as a palindrome. https://t.co/RcYLam8SbU

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

@JakenBear @FastFamily @MelchiorDaniela @TheFastSaga Hope this takes off, so witty! #fast10 your seatbelts 🤣👍🏼👏🏽

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Counting Crows @CountingCrows]

Maybe this year will be better than the last

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@Schmarmbly1 @TheBrutal95 @FreedomReigns12 @Jgarside4 @GRIFTSH0P

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Do https://t.co/SgiI4H0cd6 or Zillow have Black Friday deals? If not, can it be a thing? Please?

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Just watched the “Open Mic” episode of Schitt’s Creek...and it’s so good I felt the need to tweet about it

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

@nkostelic 🙋🏻‍♀️ and I was pregnant so the prenatal vitamins plus lack of shedding made it so lush...gonna wait til after Halloween and donate like a foot of it

[New York Comic Con @NY_Comic_Con]

Meet Z-Hawk -- the Unfinished Story of Zaadii, a little boy lost to distracted driving. Created by @Travelers to honor Zaadii’s memory, we’re releasing #TheLegendOfZHawk in its entirety on Twitter so everyone can know his story. Read the whole comic in the thread below.👇

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Don’t be afraid of Covid?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

@Genius B.O.B.

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@WenchieMcN @climaxximus And you have excellent pen stories! 402 for life!!!

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

@WenchieMcN @climaxximus Had to scroll so far down to see this! The .7 feels like a .5 and it’s so boss using refills.

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Almost forgot 😅

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

@BodhiStyle Yeah, it is a little...and kinda goes against my theory...😑

[Firstborn Unicorn @Azeeezus]

I’m sure there’s an evolutionary reason but it’s weird that babies born nowadays don’t really have moles or birthmarks