Krypton

One step at a time 🤞

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

boundary = I won’t date anyone who drinks

not a boundary = you’re dating me so you can’t drink anymore

see how that works?

[WRITHLE🌍 @WRITHLE]

One of the hardest parts of adulthood is realizing that nobody can make your decisions for you, and you'll have to live with the consequences.

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

Omo e get Wetin you go tweet, if your madam no like am, it’s ok to delete o, no allow Twitter spoil Wetin you de enjoy😂

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

This customer care agent looked me dead in the eye and said “There’s no master cards available until further notice”

I told her the bank manager sent me and I called his name, this lady opened an entire box of master cards under her desk and processed one for me.

[Natism @Natism]

The final level of intelligence is selective ignorance, not constant awareness.

Most situations don’t deserve analysis. They deserve indifference and silence.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I really hope women understand that you can be a wonderful person with a few embarrassing stories attached to your name. Please don’t spend your entire adulthood trying to prove you were never young, confused, impulsive or human.

[Dear Juanita ♡ @dear__juanita]

Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Harmless hill I'll die on:

Birthdays matter.

Maybe you don't need a parade every year, but I'm never going to act like surviving another year of your life isn't worth acknowledging.

[Tobi Odogwu @Tobibanks]

Claude don suffer this period. ‘Replicate a game like Lagos life. Make no mistakes’

[terezarockstar @terezarockstar]

Growing up sheltered is so crazy cause how am I 25 still discovering betrayal and learning signs of ulterior motives I genuinely thought we instinctively did things in love

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Please let’s not mislead the public.
The 750,000 is not for everyone.

Those who can speak yoruba will only pay 50,000 naira. Thank you for paying attention to this matter.

[Alexander Ehanire @HrhKingAlex]

Haba ! When a woman succeeds some of you become very unfortunate in your analysis.

Shalom did not wake up 4 days ago and “vibe code” her way into Lagos Life.

She is a first-class software engineer who has been writing code since she was barely 18.

I know because I hired her as my first software engineer when I was building my startup.

She was ridiculously good even then. Years later, I wrote in support of her UK Global Talent because the talent was never in doubt.

Reducing years of mastery to “vibe coding” just to sell your training is incredibly lazy.

At least respect the Engineer before you use the ‘woman’ card.

[M-Jay🪅🍉 @Jamesoflife]

Oh Uloma, you’ll forever be famous

[Hibiscus 🌺 @HS_Zarrah]

Uber gone, Etisalat gone, ShopRite gone, GSK gone, P&G gone, Sanofi gone, Kimberly Clark gone, Equinol gone, Pick n Pay gone, Adama Beverages gone, Rico Gado gone, etc.

These are all signs that the reforms are working and the economy is booming.

[The Party Oxygen @theDjWhyte]

Your president said the economy was getting better.
Uber, Golemon, Nasco, GSK, ShopRite, P&G, Kimberly Clark, Microsoft. All exited Nigerian market.

Nothing way this admin don do good. Nothing.

[Helicopter pylori💜 @_Faridah___]

So, what’s the point of being married if you can’t talk to your spouse about things like this?

[Ozymandias, King of Kings⚕️ @mel0xicam]

These guys made bowling luxury
Bowling o

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.