Guy Incognito 🕘

[frye @___frye]

this tweet has lived in my head for the past year

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Otis but the beat is 93 'Til Infinity

[i wish i was dead @writetothedeath]

Drake is drill rap for when the opps is your ex-girlfriend

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Janice might be the most annoying character in television history.

[Guy Incognito 🕘 @B00bieMiles]

@AlmightyPG 💯

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I think we can all agree child exploitation is horrible but if you were at a fancy party and someone broke out the adrenochrome are you really gonna say you wouldnt at least try it

[richard @richard_normal]

we’ve all got that one homie who is taking poison damage over time who’s always like “gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh.”

[Guy Incognito 🕘 @B00bieMiles]

Call me Billingsley the way I’m fumbling baddies

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

Since its inception, the SEC has had one purpose and one purpose only: to identify and eliminate time travellers. People who build time machines try to get rich through stock trading, so the SEC watches the markets for anomalous trades. Its other functions are a cover for this.

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Why D-Rose outside on the block like that?😭😭

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

alcohol is *supposed* to be poison, that’s the point. drinking together is the social equivalent of leaving your weapons by the door, it renders you less capable of deception and manipulation because you’re impaired. it’s a tool for building trust

[Guy Incognito 🕘 @B00bieMiles]

@OfAthenry @GetVideoBot

[nonamesfitrn @bolidarity]

if you have a fat ass, I'm not arguing with you
whatever you say, cake boss

[Guy Incognito 🕘 @B00bieMiles]

@bolidarity What color are the socks though? 🤔

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Joey Chesnut winning his 7th straight title while on crutches while beating up a protester mid-competition might be the greatest achievement in American sports history.

[kate ⚾️ @sfgiantskate]

WHY DID THEY CUT TO THIS RANDOM GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLAY IM CRYING

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Feel quite strongly that this isn’t a normal sword

[Guy Incognito 🕘 @B00bieMiles]

@mikeyA2413 That movie is disturbing

[Unemployed Don Draper ❤️‍🔥 @Spiced420]

American Buddhists shouldn't wear the robes. Buddhists wear the robes because its the simplest and cheapest clothing you can get and they're trying to detach from the material world but robes are uncommon here. American Buddhists should be wearing basketball shorts from Wal Mart.