Mariah Kooti

Rewriting Johnny Rebel songs but with the races swapped until I get a job at HuffPo. Yikes oof chief ❤ ey/ay 🇿🇼

[vic on film @TheVictoriousV]

Funniest thing about Alley Cats—and the ppl who pretend all the criticism is woke outrage—is that basically nothing “anti-woke” is espoused in it. It’s just some cats cussing and having mundane, sometimes gross convos. It’s edgy like farting at grandma’s dinner table is “edgy”

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@PatrioticPerv I agree solely for the comedic value

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

I love how we’ve become so accustomed to race-swapping that when the movie versions of characters actually look as they do in the source material, people view it as an affront to the natural order of things

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

The cast of Marvel Studios ‘X-MEN’ so far:

[vic on film @TheVictoriousV]

Guy who lumps everyone that doesn’t agree with him into one monolith and gets at mad at it when there’s contradictions

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@DanCrenshawTX oh you care about affordability? you cant afford a house and cant find a job? you expect better from your country and leaders? you believe better things are possible? what are you? some kind of communist????

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@OGGodEmperor @yeeye322 @MakeItJiimiin @ExtinctHoppe @Noisec0ry @ImperfectIncel Being a man was too awesome and devoid Real Problems™️ so she got jealous and ended things

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@MakeItJiimiin @ExtinctHoppe @Noisec0ry @ImperfectIncel Do the same experiment she did and find out ✌️

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@TheAutumnWind81 @arewefairydust @WEAKNND

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

Yeah girl, the problem must be them

[CJ🖤 @kemivsthepeople]

every man ive ever met (platonic & romantic) has turned out to be incredibly disappointing. this is not an exaggeration. no matter how sweet, or progressive or well rounded they seem as first, they always eventually do something so incredibly disappointing that i cannot get over

[vic on film @TheVictoriousV]

People still doing Odyssey discourse on here as if I didn't already publish the definitively correct take like 10 days ago. https://t.co/K4w3sv8Doq

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@3velyn06_ @JayExci

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@CharlesCrigney1 @19Goldstein84 Absolutely fascinating minds on here

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@mparker1307 @19Goldstein84 This zinger would slap if that was my question

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@WarholWookie @19Goldstein84 The final sentence of this tweet is SORT OF correct. Since you confessed to believing it is possible to “biologically” have a certain name, it actually went a lot *worse* for y’all than I thought it would.

[New York Post @nypost]

Charlie Kirk 'freedom' statue to be unveiled in 'center of the universe' in NYC on anniversary of his death https://t.co/cNvVAWDfFf

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@ramen_claw

[Mariah Kooti @B1tchFromHarare]

@ramen_claw Evergreen

[vic on film @TheVictoriousV]

@B1tchFromHarare @lastavica45 @GRIFTERS_B0NE @misandristenby You’re illiterate, you wouldn’t get it