bill gates

Hello twitterverse

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[adult swim @adultswim]

We've greenlit a new show with @danharmon and @JustinRoiland called Rick and Morty #hyped

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

From ASAC to ASAP, congrats on your release

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What an amazing game "Batman Arkham City". Just finished and beat it. Everyone who had a hand in creating it, I wanna say Thank You! #Gamer

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you #StandWithWomen tonight.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[MultiVersus @multiversus]

MUSSSSTAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD

[bill gates @B3astModeSavag3]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2012, a Burger King employee anonymously posted an image on 4-chan of him putting his feet in lettuce, with the caption:

"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

It took 20 minutes for people to track down the branch the employee worked at and contact the news.

The next morning, Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the Burger King establishment and talked to the breakfast shift manager, who, upon seeing the offending photo, said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired."

[Ninja @Ninja]

Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe, mama says it’s my fault, it’s my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Dong Nguyen @dongatory]

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6.”