Lewis Barr x

Simmer down and pucker up x

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

When you get in absolutely hammered and you just want to show the Mrs love and attention but she’s fucking fuming because you’ve been on the piss

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

Who’s that Congo number 9 and does he like bridges? #NUFC

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

That very evil woman in
@bbceastenders
is really getting Billy in trouble.

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

Said this with Isak

[𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 #𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗖 @ToonTakeover_]

🚨 🇮🇹 TONALI UPDATE!

Talk of Sandro Tonali going to Spurs has been played down by sources at Newcastle United.

If he does leave, it's highly likely that his replacement will be bought in advance before any sale is made.

£100M remains the asking price.

#NUFC Via @MsiDouglas

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

Is he doing an Eddie Howe and playing Dan Burn at left back?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lewis Hall is expected to be EXCLUDED from the 2026 World Cup squad!

— @JacobsBen

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Haha unreal this @jadethirlwall @LittleMix

#NUFC

[Kieran G @Jonjockeyjones]

@_carson_72 Carson is a cucks name 🤣

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

@NFFC We’re so sorry to hear this incredibly sad news. Sending all of our love and support to Elliot and his family at such a difficult time ❤️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍

After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires.

Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

I can’t lie, I don’t even think majority of the hate is England ‘fans’. It’s the media. As soon as the tournament starts the majority of the nation don’t care who starts as long as the team performs. The media are the ones who just relentlessly attack the team no matter what.

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

Very impressive tug on the 7th 😂

[nico 🏁 🇧🇦 @bombdiggy__]

Quarter 1 has been a serious period of locking in.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Scott Mills lawyer right now

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

Scott Mills appearing in the flash forward on Eastenders isn’t looking great now is it 😂😂

[Lewis Barr x @B4rrsy]

2 foul throws

[Major Gowen @MajorGowen_]

Keir Starmer playing football has all the mobility of Norman Wisdom on Ketamine.

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

I’d argue the complete opposite. Sure in their name John gets less, it’s all Edward…but what about when somethings jepic? When something is jamazing? What if they had a particularly good joner jebab? John is the jlue that sticks their whole brand jogether

[🪩💋🐈‍⬛⚡️ @Millfinx]

I believe that under 16’s AND @ethncrsn should be banned from ALL social media

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

“My name is Theo and this is everything I ate while we got spanked 2-0”

[Lee @leecarty8]

How many times now under Eddie have we seen the following:

Score a goal, sit off them, half time, fall apart, concede, dodgy triple sub with like for like personnel, subs end up being worse, concede a late goal

All at St James’ Park as well. #NUFC

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN