Bethany

UI College of Law ‘23👩🏻‍⚖️|| WPU Alum ‘19⚽️|| Boy Mom💙|| PDX/BOI🌹🌳 Thoughts are my own

[Bethany @BAForst]

Y’all I got into law school😭😭😭😭

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast

[Bethany @BAForst]

WHYYYY is my iPhone opening my texts without telling meeeee someone fix it

[Bethany @BAForst]

The fact that people have stopped saying the word pandemic and just started making up words that start with “pan-“ is so funny to me Idk why

[Katie Lever, Ph. D (leverfever.bsky.social) @LeverFever]

Have y’all ever noticed how men who are actually athletes (rather than just Twitter All-Americans) tend to respect women athletes? Because I think about this a lot.

[Bethany @BAForst]

@mbate1995 Literally I get so stressed thinking about having to protect myself AND a child or a dog or other family members like I would rather just be a zombie I don’t even care

[Bethany @BAForst]

Part of me: believes in and trusts science and vaccines and wants to do whatever it takes to end the pandemic.

Other part of me: remember the monsters in I Am Legend?

[Bethany @BAForst]

@mbate1995 Lmao you right plus I don’t have the physical capacity to carry my son around New York and run away from them 😂

[Bethany @BAForst]

I walk that fine like between being mean and being an assertive woman who stands up for herself. I don’t say I walk that line bc I think I’m a mean person, but because a lot of people don’t seem to know the difference.🤷🏻‍♀️

[Bethany @BAForst]

The equivalent of saying “I’m not rich, my parents are rich” lmaoooo

[✯ @piscesphohoe]

skinny girls literally folding in half to create “rolls” isn’t as body positive as they think

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

muslims quietly spent all of ramadan and two eids isolated during this pandemic. but go off on how missing christmas is the ultimate sacrifice i guess

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Bethany @BAForst]

This is the sweetest thing I’m crying

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Bethany @BAForst]

@mbate1995 Lmaooo yes 😂

[Bethany @BAForst]

I love creating outlines for my classes. Something about taking a 1,000+ page casebook and turning it into a 30ish page outline with bolded headings and tabulated lists🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 lol bet you can’t guess my sign 🙃

[Bethany @BAForst]

@StackyyT Oh I’ll try it and send you a video lol

[Bethany @BAForst]

My son is asleep and I just sat down and turned on Netflix and was about to put on his cartoon lmao someone please knock me out

[Bethany @BAForst]

Lmao

[Bethany @BAForst]

Don’t say her name. You don’t deserve to.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now it turns out that the Democrats want the Pack the Court with 26 Justices. This would be terrible, and must be stopped. Even Justice RBG was strongly opposed!

[Karen Kilgargifs @karenkilgarGIF]

❤️💔

[Bethany @BAForst]

@KBeeeeez I turn shows on like that so I can do other things and not have to actually pay attention to the TV but still have background noise 😂