Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h)

Bananas are great, you have to say i'm right
she/he/they

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[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

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[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

you wish. you fucking WISH you were me

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

Corian- She lives in a hideout where no one has their face out.

There are plenty of people she doesn't recognize🙄

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

whuuh........................but..................she's not even gonna know my faceeee....

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

oh bud- shes turning THREE in four months.

shes probably getting lost in the hideout right now if shes not with her dad!

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

it can't have been /that/ long, right??? uh - uhh, where is she anyways???

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

okay not THAT big but shes too big for me to carry

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

SHE'S YOU-SIZED NOW??!?!?

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

oh fuck me I went to get my order from the yigaeats guy at the front and forgot to lower the heat

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

do you how much time and attention a me sized toddler needs? I'm barely fucking conscious but I'm ALIVE

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

holy shit you're ALIVE?

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

OIL BOUNCED ONTO MY CHEEK AFTER TAKING THIS PICTURE FUCK ME

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

craving something not bananas based, and I'm cooking in the yiga kitchen this is your ONLY warning

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

promise :)

[Yasu 💤 @ MORBIUS @LethargicYiga]

u promise?

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

i wish the nerds in the hideout made a yiga gun so I could fucking get you

[Yasu 💤 @ MORBIUS @LethargicYiga]

@BANANASIMP Some. of us don't go thru phases like a gotdamn poser.

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

mai is in her "terrible twos" and the only terrible thing shes doing is being too big to hold on my hip

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

@LethargicYiga why is morbius still in your fucking name

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

i will always materialize again when its about mai

[BIWA @ dad mode 🔞 @_EARTHWAKE]

happy birthday to mai.

[proud dad sniff.]

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIANT BABY MAI💕🥺💕💕♥️❤🌼💕💕💕🥺🥺💕💕❤💕🥺

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

[sounds of santi crying in relief]

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

@lorenzhellman

[Santi.🍌 @ mai time!:) (s-h) @BANANASIMP]

@lorenzhellman just you wait
just you fycking wait until i morb

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

He is "morbing" all over those guys.