Bethany Long

Java Engineer. Dog mum. Sushi enthusiast.

[Bethany Long @BAmberLong]

https://t.co/J2bq5gnKxM

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Me trying to solve Wordle is remarkably like me in a live coding interview

Me: we need a 5 letter word, any word…
Brain: no.

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Lots of men asking how to help rn.

Call your pals out. I mean it, this is the biggest one. The single biggest and easiest one you can ALL do.

Derogatory joke about women? Call it out.

Predatory behaviour you rationalise away as "boys being boys"? Call it out.

[Amelia Horgan @AmeliaHorgan]

it’s absolutely maddening to see women responsiblised (just hail a bus!; question arrest!) for a murder by a police officer when that same officer had been reported for flashing days before and was nicknamed “the rapist” by colleagues

[jack rem @jackremmington]

The police are telling us to run away from the police and then call the police. We are nowhere near as ‘developed’ as this country likes to believe

[kate flood 🇵🇸 @KateFlood]

billionaires are taking day trips into space

[Bethany Long @BAmberLong]

The intelligence of a German Shepherd combined with the food drive of a Labrador means I now have a terrifyingly clever food driven monster duo who have somehow learnt to open doors to get to their food bag whilst I am out. I’d add a lock but I’m scared they’d pick it.

[George Moller @_georgemoller]

💡 Did you know about the <map> HTML element? It lets you create clickable areas on an image.

[B ♊︎ @brittaneekae1]

Hangovers after the age of 25 are just spending a day fighting for your life.

[George Moller @_georgemoller]

🌳 Git Cheat Sheet

🧵1/2 👇

[Bethany Long @BAmberLong]

@maytrice1 I’ve just done all the mortgage stuff so can try and help! It’s SO confusing

[Isabella Goldstein @IsabellaGoldy]

🚨 Newsflash 🚨

Institutional racism exists throughout the developed world. Having slightly better levels of racial parity than other former-empires doesn’t make us a beacon of diversity. Why is it still so hard to recognise the inequitable legacy of our history? 🤯

[Joe Streckert @JoeStreckert]

I made this. It's for you.

[Philippa H Stewart @Flip_Stewart]

Don’t walk home but don’t get a taxi and don’t use public transportation. Don’t refuse to go out with men because they deserve a chance and don’t leave early but don’t go home alone after dark and don’t carry protection because that’s offensive but why didn’t you defend yourself.

[Stuart Edwards @StuartEdwards]

I live less than five minutes from where Sarah Everard went missing. Everyone is on high alert. Aside from giving as much space as possible on quieter streets and keeping face visible, is there anything else men can reasonably do to reduce the anxiety/spook factor?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. Not a lot of drama there anymore

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

100,000 dead

Boris Johnson says: “We did everything we could.”

No, he didn’t