Smash has proven to ruin your gainz and promote an incel lifestyle. We at Bodybuilders Against Smash seek to create a new generation of champion
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Documentary-Era Lifters be like
"Isai could have broken Hafthor Bjornsson's deadlift world record in 2005 by ~5kgs and been the best all-round lifter in the world..."
"...If he tried"
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When I'm at the SSB64 Natty Contest and the natty judge asks me if I'm natty.
G o d I s M y T r e n ! πποΏ½οΏ½οΏ½
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Smash Con run tomorrow happening at 7:30AM. Meet outside the Holiday Inn.
Only doing 1/1.5 miles! Come get the blood pumping before you enter your pools matches. Donβt disappoint @BBASmash.
Box controllers provide a HUGE advantage over GCC.
The increased mass creates additional micro tears in the muscle fibres, enhancing the mind-muscle connection the user has to the game.
#ScienceBased - Faster inputs, tighter combos, aesthetic movement.
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@PracticalTAS "N-n-no b-b-ut ShitKicker1423 won 21 Evo titles in Street Fighter clone 1, 5, 6 & 7" π€
FGC built so soft it's unbelievable, got their entire industry mogged by a Smasher for FREE lmfaooooo.
Me, freshly showered, explaining to the T.O how I still failed the smell test.
(it's a long standing fungal infection) βοΈππ₯
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Actual hot take:
Along with security at the entrances of smash events, if itβs before noon and you donβt pass the smell test, you get sent back to your hotel room to shower, change clothes, and put on deodorant
NoFluxes drops the "pipe bomb" on this they/them freak show of a community. The same people that want to tell me it's not a right to compete for their tournaments will also cry about being "misgendered" and make a huge deal about their little pronouns. It's funny because it's not a right to have your pronouns just because you wish you were a woman.
Literally you'll see examples of some fat guy claiming to be a woman because he failed as a man and gave up on being a leader for other men. Might as well allow some bearded guy to say they're she/her too because the entire thing is a freak show for what it is right now.
Go ahead and make the ban at a national level, because there's no me cucking out. All the shitty TO's that sold me out are gonna go to hell anyway and they can keep saying there's no God, but they sleep at night knowing they have to do dirty work and push all this woke garbage to be accepted. You wanna rig out an innocent man because you're desperate to look good for BLM? Alright well, this ain't my farewell, but this is a warning for anyone decent that you could be NEXT and cancelled over bullshit too.