Bikini Bottom Clams

3x Bubble Bowl Champions #GoClams (PARODY)

[Petroville Piranhas @PetrovilleOFL]

@BBClams Bookmarking this for later

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Joe Biden

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

ABN's Dark Horse teams of the year:

John Carlson Jr: New Sealand
Sheldon Plankton: Petroville
Joe Biden: Bikini Bottom

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

We lost to Rock Bottom by 3

You lost to New Oceanville by 37

I feel like anyone could put up 50 on you guys by now

[Petroville Piranhas @PetrovilleOFL]

@AquaBlueNetwork Still anyone's division if we beat Rock Bottom.

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Clams HC Gary Wilson Jr on QB Martin Carlson's performance: "It was disappointing. We need to reevaluate our offense. We have good running backs, and we have a good backup QB. We will reevaluate our starting QB too."

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

FINAL: 31 Clams - 34 Rockies #GoClams

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Joey Stalling will remain as our Offensive Coordinator until further notice

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

The Petroville Piranhas have reportedly tried getting Clams OC Joey Stalling as their quarterback after news of Harold Reginald’s ACL tear.

Joey Stalling’s response was simply “not replying”

😬

(Via @PetrovilleOFL)

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Guess who threw a TD & no INTs last night...

Hint: it's not the MVP QB

[Petroville Piranhas @PetrovilleOFL]

Fuck the Bikini Bottom Clams. We're gonna whoop their collective ass in the playoffs where it counts.

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

@PetrovilleOFL 55-0

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

#JusticeForNewAlgerzia

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

For some reason, the New Algerzia Coralheads twitter account is suspended…

Odd 🤔

@NewAlgerziaOFL

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Good luck in New Algerzia, Krabs!

2x All-Star
2023 Rushing TD Leader
2023 OROY/OPOY Candidate

All as a Bikini Bottom Clam

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

Flashback to this incredible pick 6 by Carl Wheezer, bringing the Bikini Bottom Clams to the Bubble Bowl 🤯

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

@PetrovilleOFL You only get that because you follow massive amounts of people and wait for them to follow back. We get our followers genuinely. Nice try 😉

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

BREAKING: Bikini Bottom is resigning LB Carl Wheezer on a 6-Year, $360M Contract

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

@GloustFan Nice try

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Welcome, Mrs. Puff!

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

BREAKING: Bikini Bottom is signing DL Mrs. Puff to a 2-Year, $20M Contract

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Say hello to our 99 club players!

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Three more players have made the 99 OVR Club before the beginning of the season!

Perch Perkins - Bikini Bottom
Lurch Lurkins - Petroville
Pilar Ivy - Rock Bottom

8 players will be in the 99 OVR Club before the start of the OFL season!

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Thank you, Tails.

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

BREAKING: Bikini Bottom is trading WR Tails Prower to Petroville for C Huell Babineaux in a multi-team trade!

[Bikini Bottom Clams @BBClams]

Year 1 #GoClams

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Welcome to Bikini Bottom, Johnny McReef 🤩

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

TRADE DETAILS:

Saint Nemaland receives:
QB Nat Peterson
2027 1st
2028 1st (from Tentacle Acres)
2028 1st (from Bikini Bottom)

Tentacle Acres receives:
QB Jace Finley
2028 2nd (from Snailville)

Bikini Bottom receives:
CB Johnny McReef

Snailville receives:
QB Nathiel Waters

[IAN Sports @IANSportsTV]

2025 OFL Kickoff

9/11/25