BoBo Crickson

hood commodity

[Bat-blonski @Gymblonski77]

I constantly feel like I’ve just been shot and am crawling away with the last bit of energy I have

[azure @possiblyazure]

no you can keep it to yourself actually

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Opiate addicts across the country just started doing the birdman hands

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

Reading is one of the best things you can do and costs like $20 for six hours, tops. In many cases it's free. The people who make it possible live in penury and the whole modern economy is organized against it.

[Gezine @gezine_dev]

Bad news. I got email from Nintendo...
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[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

In high school, a girl who worked at my hometown ice cream shop would come over on her lunch break, suck my dick, and bring me gelato. Every time I asked to fuck, she’d politely decline and keep going. A true eater. They don’t make them like that anymore. Wonder where she is now.

[Taxed Brass @TaxedBrassDied]

one time a guy in front of me at 7/11 put a nasty old rotten banana on the counter and said it was for his girlfriend who could only eat certain foods because of a surgery, so I said "yeah right, what did she get, a bong hit transplant?!"

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Security cameras near a New York City hotel where Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was planning to stay captures three men emerging from sewers before dawn, per NBC

[ADONIS @adonispara]

The final frontier of consumerism has arrived in South Korea.

[Uevo @UEVOSrune]

horrifying: here was a period in time where the assassins creed guy was considered an equal to mario and sonic

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

I will do everything in my heart to protect him

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

bro gave us a fun fact

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

Realizing that this is like, the EXACT post Forrest Gump would make if he were alive in 2026

[Crisprtek (Online Death God) @CollapseAnime]

Remember this tweet when you can't buy food next year