luci

27 | Weapon of Self Destruction | Not a Person | MDNI | 🔞@fuckablestray 🔞

[luci @kickablestray]

im just a puppy

[margery kempe’s arrest record @TrashCatComet]

This is maybe the first regional map I’ve ever completely agreed with

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

Now that I know secular hijabi accessorization girl lives in the Denver area my head is on a SWIVEL

[No matter, Maurence. @abs_sweetmarie]

It’s awesome you can find a photo of him in any color

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

My enemies? A bunch of freaks, retards, and homosexuals. My friends? The same, but good.

[just matt @questionableway]

lisan al ghaib

[female funcle @greenfeathergrl]

its okay to be addicted to weed and masturbation Those are the ones youre allowed to have

[Danny Stark @dstark86]

This Halloween drugs will be the safest thing in your kids trick-or-treat basket

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

This explains it.

[Nico Fassino @NicoFassino]

> First pope in history to do this
> Uses a pontoon boat

He's from the Midwest alright

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Setting yourself up to get Connect Four'd there when Canada renames Lake Erie to Lake Amherstburg and the Great Lakes Acronym becomes HAMAS.

[Benn Jordan @bennjordan]

Flock takes their privacy very seriously.

But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways.

Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.

[mono no awareness @DylanGoodluck]

You think a small island has a complex rail network, road system, air support and maritime freighting, all for transporting coal? A complete farce. I'd bet dollars to donuts that Sodor is extracting, refining and dealing in weapons-grade uranium.

[Xianyang City Bureaucrat @XianyangCB]

Eunuchs, bring my my posting keyboard and my most sycophantic concubine.

[cabby @cabby]

I can’t date a lactose intolerant girl cause I’m so cheesy I’d have her shitting up her back 🤦‍♀️

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

me clicking random ck3 characters in the selection screen as if I'm not just playing a custom adventurer again

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Programmed to Care @BereavedBelts]

Trans women seeing other trans women on X the everything app attack other trans women on X the everything app over discourses created on X the everything app

“What are we, a bunch of 4channers???”