“Jonathan and Joe both said so many times ‘get out the middle get out the middle get out the middle’ and here you are on either side of the middle.”
oh Ozzy GAGGED 🥰
#survivor#survivor50
Jeff Probst just gave us the biggest live fuck up in reality tv history. And that’s what he gets for shortening a show called Survivor to only 26 days. #Survivor50
huge factor for survivor becoming unwatchable slop is that they used to cast people with real grit and nuance and now sandra would've been passed over for some dork who knows what a Mega-Beware Boomerang Bulbasour Triple Threat Upyourbutt Secret Idol Advantage is
“I got a hooptie for a ride and I live in a damn rathole… Save me a place on Survivor because I really need it. And you won’t regret it.”
Sandra Diaz-Twine went on to win her first two seasons of Survivor after this iconic audition tape #survivor#survivor50
Cirie getting presented with some random rock… actually let’s present her with a commemorative million dollars like they did with Rupert in All Stars #Survivor50
she was one puzzle piece away from winning the season and they still gave her a near invisible edit in the beginning and a middling at best edit the whole season #Survivor50
"Old School is just you work hard around camp and you win immunity challenges"
No Stephenie you just have never understood what this game has been since the first season #Survivor