Ryan 🦈

Certified Survivor Whiner™️- #Survivor/#BB26/#SurvivorAU/#TheChallenge/#TheCircle/#AmazingRace/#BBCAN

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

I’m so serious when I say that everybody on this list who played pre-HvV should have had a CBS-funded plane ticket to Fiji in their hand the moment they said they’d be interested in playing #Survivor #Survivor50

[ferrero rocher~ @RisesLikeFlames]

Who was the most outrageous #Survivor50 cut?

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

The concept of marketing #Survivor to kids who aren’t even gonna be old enough to play before he runs it into the ground and gets it canceled lol

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Jeff Probst says he has a much more of a playful sense now and he is trying to target 6-11 year olds with the types of stories they tell on Survivor #survivor

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@AshsDreamboard The way I read this and was nodding along like “yes, this is an accurate assessment of modern Survivor” and then read the prompt from the QT of this being about Drag Race💀

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

#Survivor has ALWAYS been a popularity contest. The game & your gameplay are tools for you to use to make yourself more popular. The way to use them to make yourself more popular means something different to each juror. This is jury management. 50 damn seasons I stg…#Survivor50

[NaSir 🩹 @thebyromaniac]

cause why would i give you a million dollars if i dont like you 😭 i dont give a fuck WHAT game you played, if i dont like you, youre not getting a penny with a whole in it

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@CohenBrian_ Pure speculation but I think he does simply because Jonathan was always going to get defensive when someone like Ozzy or Tiff started trying to poke holes in his game and Rizo is always going to be endearing, even in the face of someone trying to tear down his game.

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@kapitankidlat24

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

ANOTHER new era?? EVERY idol, EVER advantage, EVERY twist is on the table?? My Twitter fingers are gonna get TIRED next season 😮‍💨 #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@itsmathewturner Me tweeting this last week about how he should have saved Cirie with it and then getting mad about the fuckass twist all over again

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

I need anyone confused by tonight’s outcome to explain to me exactly which 6 votes they thought were in play for Jonathan because the 3 he got were the exact 3 I expected him to get and I feel like most people could have predicted this exact FTC vote count #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@lTSJUSTBUSlNESS Medallion of Extra Power

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Had to delete multiple tweets tonight because I’m a fake fan and was spreading fake news 😔

Choosing to forget RI ever happened is valid but forgetting Amber won a car is inexcusable 😮‍💨 #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@andrew_corn I’m so full of fake news tonight damn lmfao

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Cirie running up to hug Aubry as soon as she was announced the winner 🥹 #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Aubry has won #Survivor #Survivor50!!

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

This shot with the full jury and the phoenix behind them is lowkey pretty cool #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

@ellierileyoh Choosing to forget RI is a valid mental health exercise

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Aubry sold the story of her legacy so well. It wasn’t about whether or not she was “robbed” in S32, it’s about what she learned and how she was able to push forward after losing #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Chrissy is a good orator from the jury bench. That question was very well-dictated #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Ozzy leaning forward when Jonathan didn’t understand why he thought Aubry playing the middle was exemplary is cracking me up 🤣 #Survivor #Survivor50

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Tiffany trying to give us drama on the jury bench asking if Steph has a question or is just gonna glaze Jonathan all night and Rizo is silencing her…🗣️LET HER SPEAK #Survivor #Survivor50