Bitzy Bitterbeer

Smart ass. Reasonable overthinker. Manuscript manipulator. Cartoon watcher. Dog mom. Decent singer. Adequate wife.

[Bitzy Bitterbeer @BBitterbeer]

EXCITING NEWS!!!
I've been working in publishing for 17 years and this is the first time an author has officially thanked me for the work I did on his book.
I have been Acknowledged!
#Editor #WritingCommunity #bucketlist @DyingToGetIn1

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@AlJean @TheSimpsons I've been waiting 35 years for you guys to use "Ophelia Rass."

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@Cambone88 @TheSimpsons My mom and I did that puzzle on vacation last summer! I had so much fun identifying all the characters.

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@CarolynOmine @TheSimpsons My aunt was a middle school English teacher, and every year on the first day of school she'd write her classroom rules on the board, which always started with:

1. You will wear deodorant.

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@Cambone88 @Parade One of my favorite lines from Family Guy:
"I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35-year-old Parade magazine reading virgin?!"

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@Cambone88 @Newsweek It's funny that Nelson is the only one who's not misbehaving.

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@Cambone88 Happy Birthday!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The Fourth Arrest Be With Him

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@tomiahonen That explains the grin. Maybe she'll get lucky and end up with an extra gassy cellmate.

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@Cambone88 @TheSimpsons I have those!

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@Cambone88 😍

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@Cambone88 I can't even imagine how awful you must be feeling right now. I'm so very sorry.

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@Cambone88 I'm so sorry. 😢

[Wikisimpsons @simpsonswiki]

@TheSimpsons Everyone. I've identified every character apart from three of them. #TheSimpsons https://t.co/PymRu7oR4X

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@SethAbramson What is he referring to? I've never heard about Nixon selling documents to other countries for $18 million. Or is Trump just spewing delusional nonsense?

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@cmcfamily @tomiahonen How delightful would it be if all of his demon spawn were told to STFU?

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@Cambone88 This is awesome!

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@MikeReissWriter Is there a gag order at the end of that rainbow? That's the treasure I'm hoping for.

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@janepaints @tomiahonen Not being able to whine to his cult would be torture for him, and when he inevitably breaks the gag order, then it's jail-no-bail time, baby!

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@tomiahonen At our house, we are crossing our fingers, toes, and eyes in the hopes of summoning the Glorious Gag Order! #ArrestmasEve