BCFC Social Media Team

We are a shit parody account so don’t get all fucking angry and irritated.

[BCFC Social Media Team @BCFCSocialMedia]

How did you find out our little secret?!

[Rob #SouthBristol @BS3Rob]

@BristolCity Did Keith Downing film this on his mobile?

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Those new goalkeepers tops are completely fucking hideous. No other way to describe them.

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No news from us today. None at all. Nothing. Not a fucking sausage.

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Tune in again tomorrow when we will have more HUGE news. If you’ve ever wondered about Jamie Patterson’s favourite brand of socks, then tomorrow is going to be a FANTASTIC day for you!!! Have a great evening everybody!!!!!!

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Great to hear Ark Mashton on the radio at the moment. We are contractually obliged to say that he’s a great guy. A great guy. A really really great guy. A terrific guy who EVERYBODY likes.

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Wow!!!!!! What AMAZING news.......!!!!!!!! Yes, Dean Holden is the new Head Coach, but today’s HUGE news is that Nathan Baker has bought himself a new lawnmower!!!!!! Crazy times. Crazy, crazy times!!!!!

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I was going to tweet something vaguely amusing about Korey Smith, but the truth is that there’s nothing funny about the situation. It’s a disgrace that Korey had to issue his own statement, because the club couldn’t be arsed to let us know what’s going on! Shambles.

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HUGE AND EXCITING NEWS FROM OUR FRIENDS AT BRISTOL ROVERS!!!!!

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

👇Acting on supporter feedback, we have tarmacked the area behind the Clubhouse to allow easier access for all fans...

#BristolRovers

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Well, we know that Jack is a Northerner and therefore doesn’t like spending money, so we think he spent about 20 pounds, and he had a moan to his wife that they were overpriced (a bit like the beer at Ashton Gate). They were a dull brown colour but they look AMAZING!!!!!

[Adam Wyatt @radadamcider0]

@BCFCSocialMedia This is the news I have been waiting for all day. Tell us more please? Size, colour, style price?

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@BristolSpin Hi. We’re back, as are you.

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While we wait for the grand unveiling of the new manager, we’ll let you have some other exciting news from inside the club. First up.... Jack Hunt has bought a new pair of shoes from Sainsburys on Winterstoke Road!!! Wow! Amazing news, Jack!!! #BristolCity

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Hi!!!!!!!! Remember us? The worst twitter account in the Championship?! We’re back! Stay tuned as we countdown to the grand unveiling of our new manager!!!!!!! Our boss, Ark Mashton, has told us that we’ve got to really ramp up the excitement or we’ll be sacked! Stay tuned!!!

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@ropyjay It’s a joke.

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Frank Lampard was looking forward to becoming Chelsea manager until he realised that Bristol City had bought all their good players. Sorry about that, Frank.

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I think the person running the official account is in love with Kalas. Get a fucking grip and stop embarrassing yourself!

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@jetfury @jgrads74 @MatyBintheHouse Thanks for the feedback. Now go away.

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We asked hopeless League 2 manager, Darrell Clarke, for his reaction to the news that Bristol City have spent millions on Kalas. How does that make you feel, Darrell?

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We asked Tomas Kalas his opinion of this account’s tweets from last night. Thanks, Tomas!

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We asked unemployed former Bristol City manager, Tony “long ball shite” Pulis for his reaction to the news that City have spent millions on Kalas. Does that news make you feel happy, Tony? Tony?

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Two gasheads react with anger to the news that Bristol City have bought Kalas for a club record fee.