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Bristol City Chief Executive and EFL Board Director Mark Ashton has wished Korey Smith well following the end of his Ashton Gate stay. The Robins CEO, now in his fourth year at the club after arriving from Oxford United, said: "I wish Korey Smith well". π£οΈ
Absolutely nothing happening at #BristolCity today so here's a game to get you through your summer holidays! π
Where's Mark Ashton?
(He'll appear when there is something to take credit for)
Bristol City Chief Executive Mark Ashton hailed the announcement of new First Team Head Coach Kerry from the Pasty & Coffee Shop. He told @BristolCity "The owners, the board and myself were all unanimous in our choice following a very detailed interview process." #WelcomeKerry
Bristol City Football Club is delighted to announce that Kerry from the Pasty & Coffee Shop has been appointed as new Head Coach, reporting to City Chief Executive Mark Ashton. Kerry has signed a 5 year deal and will be assisted by Jamie and Sam from the shop. #WelcomeKerry
Hi!!!!!!!! Welcome to the worst social media account in the Championship. Our tweets are guaranteed to be juvenile, irrelevant and baffling!! Today, the big question is βWhatβs Nathan Bakerβs favourite cheese?β. Let us know what ya think, guys!!
πΊπ½@bbcstrictly do you need any new contestants?
We know a couple of players who have been waltzing about for the past 90 minutes π
Hopefully this cheered you all up! If not you can fuck right off this is my job I've got to live tweet the basketball later
This is Jon. Can you do the emoji poll immediately, I did not agree to this and I'm very concerned with increasing our levels of online engagement with 4 year olds. Unless you want to spend the rest of the month covering the Netball team? J
Weβve taken a week off from the emoji poll, but team news is just half an hour away. π
Let us know how youβre feeling ahead of todayβs game! #BRCvPNE
@BilboBaggins05@BS3Rob@pnefc Hey BilboBaggins05!
Unless you are prepared to communicate through the power of emojis you are dead to the Bristol Sport organisation. Here is a portrait of Terry Connor, who is wearing our traditional Bristol City colours. π
Hey Basketball / Rugby / Netball / Soccerball fans!
Apart from ensuring the team sheet is almost indecipherable once we've tweeted it, which emoji shall we use to represent @pnefc tomorrow in the crucial middle of the table EFL-bowl?
#BRCvPNE#BristolCity
@cruiserscreek85 @BS3Rob@pnefc Sorry to hear this Marvellous!
Here's a picture of Izzy Iriekpen to make up for it. It's available in small medium and Steak & Ale and if you order today shipping is free and Marytn Woolford will personally deliver it to your region.
Up the Bears/Flyers/Soccer
@cruiserscreek85 @BS3Rob@pnefc Hey Marvellous!
That particular photo of Neil Kilkenny is not in stock at this time but we do have a picture of him pointing at a bus. Would you like to order this photo or would you like us to show you more photos involving your search item?
PS here's a fucking emoji βοΈ