Chris Burns

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[Chris Burns @BChriso]

Brian, what would happen if you were travelling close to the speed of light and you hit a speck of dust you couldn’t avoid? Asking for an accident prone driver #horizonslive

[BikeRegister @bikeregister]

Stolen Bike: A Whyte - Glencoe V2 has been reported as stolen from London, SE58 #bikestolen

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@philytaggart ahh mate, it's been a blast. Listened every Sunday for years, picked up most of my new music from your shows and even caught up with you for a chat drunkenly at a couple of DJ nights :S Looking forward to what you've got in store for us next. Good luck!

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@BBCiPlayer please answer 😫

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@BBCiPlayer what’s up with your Apple TV app? So many features seem to have gone including A to Z.

[前澤友作 @yousuck2020]

ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@colin_paterson @philytaggart the first one is Tilda Swinton reading the Raw Shark Texts https://t.co/D6XUsHzhrG

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@philytaggart , loved the #lyonvynehall #bedtimemix on Sunday night. The track listing is on the website but can you give me a list of the spoken word pieces? Cheers pal.

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@philytaggart I found it! https://t.co/hXqPj4RfW3

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@philytaggart Oh well, it was bloody great anyway. Must've listened three times already.

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@vynehall your bedtime mix on Sunday night was incredible! what were the spoken word pieces? Thanks

[Four Tet @FourTet]

My show at Field Day got shut down last night due to overcrowding. Was some madness. Respecting your enthusiasm to see me play though! Don’t worry London I’ll make it up to you. I’ve got plans.

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@FourTet is a joy and smashing it despite the complete failure, disorganisation and unprofessionalism of the greedy @fielddaylondon

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@fielddaylondon all of us here paid good money! The crowd (dedicated fans) are well behaved, no pushing where we are standing. You are professionals, act like it. @FourTet we do not blame you.

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@fielddaylondon it’s not the crowd’s fault that you let too many people in and put @FourTet on the wrong stage. We love him. Brixton loves him. You took our money, put on the show. Don’t try to turn the crowd against itself. It’s not our fault. We deserve it!

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@fielddaylondon we arrived at the stage 2 hours before this show. Your shoddy organisation is unacceptable and unprofessional. Don’t try to blame us.

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@BoseServiceUK I absolutely love my QC35 II headphones and use them everyday, but recently they have started doing this really annoying thing where they cut out for 4 or 5 seconds every 5-10 minutes. Help please!

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@BoseService I absolutely love my QC35 II headphones and use them everyday, but recently they have started doing this really annoying thing where they cut out for 4 or 5 seconds every 5-10 minutes. Help please!

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@parcelforce I desperately need a parcel that you have at your depot no one at your helpline can help and depot doesn't answer the phone

[Chris Burns @BChriso]

@we_are_sungod HELP! DPD said they have delivered my order but they haven't and i'm off to the snow on Saturday Morning.