REPUBLICAN SEN. TILLIS: “What Freakin’ parallel universe did I wake up in? You’re telling me — if it’s true — damaging the reflecting pool lining is something Pirro wants to prosecute… yet they’re releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting officers?”
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
@3YearLetterman@BradWCAttorney Take your championship rings off. You don’t want the weight of them to pull you to the bottom of the pool (and you don’t want them to turn your fingers green)
@fred_a_wreck@WerderEdNFL@raywylie Joe Walsh, in concert with Eagles, said "If I had known how much I would have to sing this song when I wrote it, it might have been different," but then laughed and tore up "Life's Been Good To Me."
Bengals acquire Jesus Christ
Media: "His miracles just aren't what they used to be. Seen with a prostitute so there's obviously character issues. Took 3 days to come back from a crucifixion so clearly there's health concerns"
Ok I'm done.
@Jeremyakee Welcome to the Church. You will always remember Deacon Tony, as I will always remember Sister Florence who led what was known as RCIA when I became Catholic. Peace be with you.