Brendan Dewley

comedy writer but willing to settle for much less

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

about to solve this little "economy' problem

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

the whole world is a Paul McCartney blowjob machine

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

If I was in Stranger Things’ upside-down and ordered the pear upside-down cake it would just be The Cake

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

Antisemitic gasoline! That’s the worst kind of gasoline!

[Israel Foreign Ministry @IsraelMFA]

On his very first day as @NYCMayor, Mamdani shows his true face: He scraps the IHRA definition of antisemitism and lifts restrictions on boycotting Israel.
This isn’t leadership. It’s antisemitic gasoline on an open fire.

[Star Whovian 👽 @StarWhovian]

you're goddamn right

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

Man, to write like this

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there it is.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

shell getting intense now

[1199SEIU Members Against Cuomo @1199ersnocuomo]

JUST IN:

Tonight @andrewcuomo is on a last minute call with @1199SEIU members PLEADING for volunteers & votes tomorrow

Sentiments rapidly shifting across our union—a direct result of our rank-&-file effort

Cuomo took our union for granted

Now, the members say #DontRankCuomo

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.

New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

No reason for Colbert to be asking mayoral candidates in secular, multiethnic NYC about their views on the foreign country of Israel's right to be an ethnoreligious state, but it was a good opening for Zohran to use some of his most fine-tuned messaging yet on a national platform

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

*its 2041. I wake up in a cold sweat next to my wife at 4:17 AM*

TONY HAWK TUAH

TONY HAWK TUAH

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

An r/BillSimmons commenter explains why NBA ratings are down

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

GO BLUE

[Brendan Dewley @BDewley]

@ThiccStauskas You’re jinxing it Dan