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26 // Lancs //

[Nate @thenatewolf]

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

[dj ‹𝟹 @ssolarism]

making my boyfriend recite my taco bell order Word for word and if he messes up i punch him in the head

[dave @daves_Fantasy]

At dinner my dad said he'd be gay "if it wasn't for all the penis" and my uncle nodded like it was some real shit

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[a Dating Joel @JoelFunkyman]

Just did a wee in the dark. Didn't hear a single drop hit the water. I'll deal with those consequences tomorrow

[rune sword @runesword1]

i hate our divination wizard. other wizards are dropping fireballs and counterspells. our wizard is out here casting shit like ‘Detect Ogre’ i want to fucking throttle him

[New Millennium Cyanide Biden @punishedcornpop]

Poly people are always saying stuff like "I'm pan" and "I have POTS" but they never want to do the damn dishes!!! 🤣😂💯

[IA @Ibxy_]

This girl fainted infront of me today and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron. But deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. My barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[Beans the Gnome Paladin 💡 ⚙️ @PaladinBeans]

WoW Forever - Prot Warrior Solo Guide 480p ⚔️

ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ: 27ᴛʜ ꜱᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 2009

[Emperor of Mankind @Neoth69]

Race war is back on the menu boys.

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

My #wife wants me to fucking #cum. I don’t think so #bitch

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[Questbroski @TheQuestBroski]

I am going to gank them in STV until they fucking cry on stream.

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

bath night is it

[akira🏆 @akira__foster]

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