Bob Erikson

I eat way more food than any reasonable human should.

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@Gamecheat13 99% survival rate but who cares about that amirite

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@drmichaelgold @BealFor3 @GovPritzker Ironic. Look at your own bio before you talk to me about ideology. Pathetic.

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@BealFor3 @drmichaelgold @GovPritzker And just for a bonus tidbit - I’m sure these masks are SUPER EFFECTIVE. 🤡

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@BealFor3 @drmichaelgold @GovPritzker I do wear a mask, for common courtesy. But it doesn’t mean it does jack shit. There are dozens of people in my life alone that wear masks obsessively and still contracted the virus. Oh, and they recovered within 3 days. ✌️

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@Ray_drpogldnsun @ryan_rthan @GovPritzker

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@Ray_drpogldnsun @ryan_rthan @GovPritzker I’ll just leave this here. If you’re honestly still afraid after looking at this data (provided by the IDPH and CDC), you’re beyond saving. Good night.

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@StevenIsbell But you did give me one. Ahh those were the days. 😍

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@ryan_rthan @Ray_drpogldnsun @GovPritzker Oh fuck that’s a good point. I’m just gonna adopt an all-liquid diet. The risk is too much for me to bear.

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@AndrewKpro @GovPritzker I pity you. Your poor immune system has to do its job. Devastating.

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@Ray_drpogldnsun @ryan_rthan @GovPritzker You strike me as someone who panics every time a study comes out linking coffee (or any food/beverage for that matter) to cancer. Death comes for us all, yet You would rather spend your limited time in fear. Sad.

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@fairydragon16 @GovPritzker There is no endgame. This is the literal definition of insanity and people are too damn blinded by cowardice and fear to see it. Hey people, you know the human body has this neat feature called an immune system? It’s pretty nifty how it works.

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@ellamorganm @GovPritzker They DEFINITELY work. 😂

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@JMatsby @GovPritzker Makes sense

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@Addy_Clark @GovPritzker Good idea! Just prolong it until December when you’ll call for ANOTHER shutdown. Have you ever heard the definition of insanity? 🤡

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@drmichaelgold @GovPritzker Oh sorry, you’re vegetarian. (Of course). Definitely stay off of google then. There are studies that show vegetables actually can have a toxic effect on our digestive system and shorten your lifespan. Guess you’re just SOL. Your dream of living forever is futile.

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@drmichaelgold @GovPritzker You’d better stop eating any food with sugar, oil, fat, or carbohydrates or you might die of cancer. Guess it’s an egg white exclusive diet for the rest of your life. And even then, watch out for car crashes. 🤡

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@saltandstraw Doh! Was hoping for a free sixth pint online 😬

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@KayDA26 @BullDogGrrrl @wumbius @GovMLG @zerohedge @NMDOH You know viruses aren’t self-aware, right? They don’t go away if we hide. You’re just prolonging the inevitable. Time to rip the band-aid off - Take care of your body, take your vitamins, exercise, and quit being scared about everything. But that’s too hard I guess. 🤡

[Bob Erikson @BErikson95]

@alton_debra @Richard64613600 @GovMLG @NMDOH But I’d rather just hide in my house, be sedentary, eat high-fructose corn syrup and processed oils, avoid any vitamins, and congratulate self-absorbed politicians on social media on what a bang-on job they’re doing

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@ifrickedyourmum @Balumunka @AngryJoeShow If you had enough sense to use google, you’d see Animal Farm has nothing to do with Trump, but ok.