The year is 2071. The number one song in America is Old Town Road Remix No. 19274 by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, Mason Ramsey, Young Thug, Yoko Ono, the Wiggles, Tupac’s hologram, the cast of Hamilton, Clay Aiken
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Sure sex is great but have you ever been overtaken by an idiot driver in a dangerous way who disappears out of sight and then you pull up next to them at the next set of traffic lights and whisper to yourself "well...you didn't get very far did you, mate?"